SS's EFFEN Little Acronym Dictionary!!

[Seismic Sam]

In response to a recent mind boggling post, I thought it was finally time to put this down on "paper" so I could refer to it from time to time with a link, and everybody would know what I was EFFEN saying. You might want to bookmark this one...

RTFM - Read The Effen Manual!!
NFM - No Effen Manual!!
GNFM - Got No Effen Manual!!
TCTBFM - Too Cheap To Buy Effen Manual!!
TLTRFM - Too Effen Lazy To Read Manual!!
TFLTGRD - Too Effen Lazy To Google Reload Data!!
TLTUFSF - Too Lazy To Use Effen Search Function!!
THTTTRTFM - Too Hot To Trot To Read The Effen Manual!!!
RAFTAQYCFIFM - Reloaded Ammo First Then Asked Questions You Can Find In Effen Manual!!!
SSEFRAWTKWH - Shot Somebody Else's Effen Reloads And Wants To Know What Happened!!!
MRBUBMFGWF - My Reload Blew Up Because My Effen Gun Was Faulty!!!
IBRFTYSNIAFE - I've Been Reloading For Two Years So Now I'm A Effen Expert!!

[Rodentman]

Sam, thanks for the info!

I have reloaded since 1972. I have 1 year of reloading experience 41 years in a row.

[Seismic Sam]

HYF45SCYBER?? - How's Your Effen 45 Super Comin', Ya Beady Eyed Rodent??

[Pat Cannon]

I have reloaded since 1972. I have 1 year of reloading experience 41 years in a row.

THAT is brilliant.

[Rodentman]

I have reloaded since 1972. I have 1 year of reloading experience 41 years in a row.

THAT is brilliant.

Ha! Yeah, I used that line with with my ex-boss who had been with the company 26 years. And it was true. Actually he retrograded since he wouldn't trust his (new at the time) electronic calculator, and couldn't adapt to Lotus 1-2-3 from the greenbar paper and pencil. Actually, it took him a couple of years to embrace a mechanical pencil, and one of the other old timers refused even that, opting for an electric pencil sharpener, his only concession to "automation."

[Rodentman]

HYF45SCYBER?? - How's Your Effen 45 Super Comin', Ya Beady Eyed Rodent??

TS45SIDF

The Stinking 45 Super is Doing Fine.