All of this fairly well thought out, physics, vector math, and pseudo-science really makes you wonder on what would happen if you put your OWN nuts in a vibrating tumbler. I would certainly want the center stem cut down to the bowl bottom, but beyond that this is a wonderful opportunity to get some misinformation out there like when the hippies said you can get high smoking banana peels, and start some sort of pseudo pschosexual reloading craze which could provide all sorts of silly things to happen.....
Where the Hell is Heffay?? He would be the perfect "crash test dummy" for this sort of thing.