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&*#$%@I HAVE TOILET PAPER!!!!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:26 pm
by harryset
Was feeling really good that we have a decent stockpile of toilet paper, wipes, paper towels and hand sanitizer. . . NOW THE SHELVES ARE EMPTY OFF AMMUNITION!!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:16 pm
by ttousi
bummer.....catch 22............have TP but no ammo to protect it

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:09 pm
by Holland&Holland
ttousi wrote:bummer.....catch 22............have TP but no ammo to protect it

If you can stack your ammo higher than you TP you have the correct ratio. If you could but can’t because that would be too much weight, you are doing it right.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:38 pm
by Bearcatrp
What do you need?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:12 pm
by 870TC
talked with a friend west of the metro today, he said "the morning coffee conversation at the cassey's gas station was how best to cut paper towel rolls in half to get them to fit the toilet paper dispenser :shock:

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:19 pm
by Holland&Holland
870TC wrote:talked with a friend west of the metro today, he said "the morning coffee conversation at the cassey's gas station was how best to cut paper towel rolls in half to get them to fit the toilet paper dispenser :shock:

I would think you could do 3rds.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:22 pm
by Scratch
870TC wrote:talked with a friend west of the metro today, he said "the morning coffee conversation at the cassey's gas station was how best to cut paper towel rolls in half to get them to fit the toilet paper dispenser :shock:

Band saw.
Your welcome.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:28 pm
by linksep
There is no shortage of TP and no disruption in the supply-chain, stop hoarding (butt-wipe and especially baby wipes - some of us actually have babies that need to be wiped)! This is 100% artificial shortage caused by morons stacking TP 5 years deep for a potential 14-day isolation. If you need 240 rolls of TP for a 14 day isolation you should be seeing a doctor about other things...
Edited for clarity.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:07 am
by Rip Van Winkle
Does this qualify as hoarding?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:54 am
by Holland&Holland
Rip Van Winkle wrote:Does this qualify as hoarding?

Not even close

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:41 am
by xd ED
Rip Van Winkle wrote:Does this qualify as hoarding?


Aw, geez Rip; I never realized times was that hard for yah.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:18 am
by Rip Van Winkle
You guys are mean.

Now I need to polish my rifles with my TP stash. :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:17 am
by BigDog58
Rip Van Winkle wrote:Does this qualify as hoarding?



I sure hope not. If that's considered "hoarding" I better get some help :cogitating:

And my mail lady is going to hate me soon. I have a delivery of 2000 ea Brass .510" projectiles coming soon.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:28 am
by Rip Van Winkle
BigDog58 wrote:
Rip Van Winkle wrote:Does this qualify as hoarding?



I sure hope not. If that's considered "hoarding" I better get some help :cogitating:

And my mail lady is going to hate me soon. I have a delivery of 2000 ea Brass .510" projectiles coming soon.

I think my package out weighed the poor little girl who delivered it. :lol: