I have talked to Cheri and the 3rd EFFEN Saturday in is open February for one of the notorious EFFEN Gopher Bar EFFEN Blatant Open Carry breakfasts!!! Hoo-rah!! Due to a pretty substantial increase in the price of bacon, the buffet will be $15 instead of $10. If you know how much EFFEN bacon and other artery clogging yummies Cheri cooks up, you will understand. Besides which, gas is $2 a gallon, so you can save that 5 bucks just driving to the Gopher bar!!!
Starting time is 9:00 AM or a wee bit after, and if you don't have the buffet but do have coneys then you are on your own and just buy the coneys. MINIMUM ATTENDANCE is 40 people for them to show a profit for this obscenely high amount of chloresterol, so answer the poll below and be there or B SQUARE.