by Stradawhovious on Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:18 pm
And if you choose an auto loader over a revolver you have to shoot weak hand only, pulling the trigger with the pinky toe of your left foot, with your back to the target, aiming soley with the reflection of a diamond ring (you must supply the ring, and the diamond). If a reload is necessary (as in the man v man stage) you must count to ten before reloads. Then you must wash and wax my Jeep. Then you must cook lunch for me.
If you're reading this, there are better than even odds you are a d-bag.