Stranger than fiction - A little humor - chocolate bullets

[Beelzebubba]

You can't make this s#!t up. I am on the Obama email list, so when anything important to the Obama/Biden camp occurs, I get an email so I am aware of whatever may be pressing to them as soon as possible. It's been interesting reading a great deal of the stuff that comes through. This one I just had to share with y'all.

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Subject: This is just adorable!

Beelzebubba --

This is just adorable in every way.

Myles, a 7-year-old from Milwaukee, wrote Vice President Biden a letter to suggest that if guns shot chocolate bullets, no one would get hurt.

The Vice President wrote back. Take a look at his response, then share it with your friends:
Dear Myles --

I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter.

I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.

You are a good boy.

-- Joe Biden

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This Biden guy is a very strange man. "You are a good boy"?

-B

[Hmac]

And if someone is breaking into your house, you can just fire two chocolate bullets into the air and they'll turn around and go away happy, riding off under a rainbow on their unicorns.

[Scratch]

Plus chocolate bullets are so much easier to aim with than non chocolate bullets...

[xd ED]

But think of the mess when that chocho-shot splatters on the door, instead of lead shot blasting a hole in it like super joe advocated.

And why just chocolate bullets?