A gift idea for dads with pretty daughters

[Belgiboy]

I made this for my little girl who is nine and drop dead gorgeous. Every (step)dad in the same situation will feel my pain.

http://www.zazzle.com/hey_boys_shirt-235767322545365186

It is for sale and will make a great Christmas present. Any proceeds of the sale of this t-shirt will go to a good cause named "Help a healthy person for a change", i.e. I swear to spend it at the Gunstop or Bill's.

[lenny7]

EXCELLENT shirt! I may have to get one for my 12 year old.

[lenny7]

EXCELLENT shirt! I may have to get one for my 12 year old.

Bummer...my wife says my daughter has already grown out of those sizes.

[macphisto]

Talk to me in about twelve years. My little girl is going to break hearts; and I'll break bones, if necessary.

[EJSG19]

Ah, the often overlooked fine points of gun ownership...

Intimidate that 12-20 year old punk until he is just shy of soiling himself in your presence, the dream of fathers everywhere!

[Belgiboy]

Ah, the often overlooked fine points of gun ownership...

Intimidate that 12-20 year old punk until he is just shy of soiling himself in your presence, the dream of fathers everywhere!

Exactly! And if he manages to stick around without soiling himself, and he agrees to mowing my lawn and painting my siding for the next, say.... 10 years, he may actually be worthy.
Of course, if he makes it to 21 and gets himself a PTC, points his 1911 at me and tells me to stand down... I'll welcome him in the family for I know he'll take care of my girl.

[westhope]

Sorry guys, reading the shirt (... accurate out to 900 yards...) and thinking like a teenage boy, as long as she's 1,000 yards from home no problem.

Your Opinion May Vary.

I have grandaughters near that age. They have their own rifle.

[EJSG19]

Sorry guys, reading the shirt (... accurate out to 900 yards...) and thinking like a teenage boy, as long as she's 1,000 yards from home no problem.

Your Opinion May Vary.

I have grandaughters near that age. They have their own rifle.

Well the lowered '97 honda civic with the coffee can muffler has to come within range at least twice, once to pick her up and once to bring her home Any guy that tells my daughter to tuck and roll 1,000 yards out is going to have bigger problems hehe.

[1911fan]

I just have to add,

Teen age boys are not the only ones who have the urges and hormones running thru them.

I sit and listen to my daughter and her friends, and when they forget I am there, what they chatter about would melt the ears of most teenage boys.

Once that girl discovers that if he touches me there, it tickles in a very nice way, short of locking them up on alcatraz, they are going to work just as hard as the boys trying to make it happen again. They are a little pickier in who and when, but believe me, they are looking just as hard.

[lenny7]

I showed the shirt to my 12 year old daughter and got a smile, eye-roll, and a "DAAAA-aaad!". She did like it though and reminded me that I'm supposed to take her to the range soon.

[Belgiboy]

I will put that design on a bigger size and post it for sale as soon as I can

[RobD]

I think it would work great as a shirt for dad's with ugly daughters too.... Nice threat....

[Belgiboy]

Here's the Adult/teen/tween version

http://www.zazzle.com/hey_boys_teen_version_shirt-235820762000065963

[hammAR]

I just have to add,

Teen age boys are not the only ones who have the urges and hormones running thru them.

I sit and listen to my daughter and her friends, and when they forget I am there, what they chatter about would melt the ears of most teenage boys.

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted thefamily doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in
rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give
her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed
her a box of condoms

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'

[1911fan]

If thats the case, then she needs to buy this shirt.