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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby DeanC on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:22 pm

And we know about Elvis' handgun skills. He could hit a television from across the room.

Say, wait a minute...

........Tall
Elvis...check
Segal..check

........White
Elvis...check
Segal..check

........Dark hair
Elvis...check
Segal..check

........Barrel chested
Elvis...check
Segal..check

........Martial Arts Skillz
Elvis...check
Segal..check

........Gun Skillz
Elvis...check
Segal..check


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby Belgiboy on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:24 pm

I can take Steven Seagal in small doses only.
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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby Squib Joe on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:25 pm

........Musician
Elvis...check
Seagal..check

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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby DeanC on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:34 pm

I think I need to take an Elvis sized dump after seeing that.
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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby xd9 on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:55 pm

DeanC wrote:I think I need to take an Elvis sized dump after seeing that.


Sort of looks like he was at the time the photo was taken. :)
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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby MrVvrroomm on Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:54 pm

I watched a couple of episodes online today. He seems to know how to handle a 1911.

I remember years back hearing that he shot 1000 rounds a week. I knew he was a 1911 guy. One with the gun. LOL
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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby David on Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:06 pm

DeanC wrote:I think I need to take an Elvis sized dump after seeing that.


Ha! Careful, he didn't get up after his last one.
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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby North Star Packer on Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:55 pm

I liked his movies, but this show sucks, there are better cop shows on tv.
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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby RobD on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:37 am

I just get sick of hearing him mention his expertise in martial arts every 47 seconds.
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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby lenny7 on Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:33 am

I tried to watch it but I couldn't even get through one episode, even when I tried to watch it as a comedy.
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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby Stradawhovious on Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:41 am

I made it through 8 whole minutes of that show last night.


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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby xd9 on Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:54 am

And what is IT with that drama effect they use when Steven "sees something". They use some hoakie sound effect and slowmo with a black hazy ring effect around what he supposedly saw.

Kind of like his 'senses' were were being visualized. He must be the producer. He wants to add that crap to make himself look almost supernatural IMHO.

Do all Reserve Deputy Chiefs drive around in 2 SUVs in 4 men crews like that? Seems like a lot of man power in a single patrol. Our City almost always only has single officer patrols and not a second car following unless on the way to a call.
Granted, maybe they set it up that way for TV so the crew has a place to ride and haul gear. But this is not COPS show. Seems like a bunch of staged stuff.
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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby Keith on Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:42 am

xd9 wrote:
Do all Reserve Deputy Chiefs drive around in 2 SUVs in 4 men crews like that? Seems like a lot of man power in a single patrol. Our City almost always only has single officer patrols and not a second car following unless on the way to a call.
Granted, maybe they set it up that way for TV so the crew has a place to ride and haul gear. But this is not COPS show. Seems like a bunch of staged stuff.



Well, I know I would not be riding around alone in Jefferson Parish if I was a volunteer reserve deputy.
It is probably their policy to have at least 2 reserves riding together. Three, I don't know. I bet at least one of them in the SUV is a full time officer.

I DVR'd a couple more last night for the chuckle factor.
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Re: new TV show LAWMAN with Steven Seagal

Postby Paul on Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:47 am

Keith wrote:I bet at least one of them in the SUV is a full time officer.


The bio's on A&E website aren't clear if the other guys are reserves of full time officers, but my guess is that everyone aside from Seagal is a full time, as they are actually in charge of units/divisions within the department. The Colonel is definitely full time. I would also be willing to bet that the whole set up with the 4 or 5 of them cruising around is specific for the TV filming.
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