onebohemian wrote:You???
I'm being facetious of course. I've seen you in the Crystal Court in a suit. You must be a lawyer!
Man flashes gun at unsuspecting robber
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Re: Man flashes gun at unsuspecting robber
by DeanC on Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:11 am
I'm being facetious of course. I've seen you in the Crystal Court in a suit. You must be a lawyer!
Decrypt the points of departure and return your head slowly and you do not cancel your hair.
Re: Man flashes gun at unsuspecting robber
by onebohemian on Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:23 am
DeanC wrote:onebohemian wrote:You???
I'm being facetious of course. I've seen you in the Crystal Court in a suit. You must be a lawyer!
I know you were. Nobody else did though. I was enjoying this. I would have added a "wink" to my post but couldn't figure out how to do that with my blackberry. (Believe it or not, I'm actually heading into the fed courthouse in st paul right now. Feeling naked, of course.)
I can't believe no one jumped on my "there's a snake in my boot" suggestion. That's my favorite one of the list. Maybe I should turn this into a competition of who can identify the source for each of the quotes. How bored is everyone today?
Mark
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"It turns out that what you have is less important than what you do with it." (In honor of 'Goalie,' 2013).
"Edited to remove prohibited content."(2009).
"It turns out that what you have is less important than what you do with it." (In honor of 'Goalie,' 2013).
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Re: Man flashes gun at unsuspecting robber
by Ironbear on Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:29 am
onebohemian wrote:I can't believe no one jumped on my"there's a snake in my boot" suggestion. That's my favorite one of the list. Maybe I should turn this into a competition of who can identify the source for each of the quotes. How bored is everyone today?
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Re: Man flashes gun at unsuspecting robber
by Seismic Sam on Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:47 am
onebohemian wrote:DeanC wrote:onebohemian wrote:"Lawyer wannabe"???
Yeah? Where did you pass the bar? Jamaica?
Graduated law school 1996 U of Neb. Summa Cum Laude. Order of the Coif.
Currently admitted to practice in state and fed courts in Minn., ND, Neb., as well as Fed Circuit.
Also, the "don't harm me" advice was part of Brian Toder's carry training. Last time I checked, he had a law degree too and actually knows a little about criminal defense.
You???
Were you also on the ski team while studying law in Nebraska??
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Re: Man flashes gun at unsuspecting robber
by BRIT_in_the_weeds on Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:16 pm
Good one Sam
How about...........
"Get 4 coffins ready"
"The Horror, the horror"
"What's that?.............It's me Bren Gun"
"Do it for the Lake Benton PD......do it for Widge"
"You're only 'sposed too blow the bloody doors off!"
"Steady.!............Steady!............Bombs Gone!"
How about...........
"Get 4 coffins ready"
"The Horror, the horror"
"What's that?.............It's me Bren Gun"
"Do it for the Lake Benton PD......do it for Widge"
"You're only 'sposed too blow the bloody doors off!"
"Steady.!............Steady!............Bombs Gone!"
Far better it is to dare mighty things...than to take rank with those poor, timid spirits who know neither victory nor defeat
T.Roosevelt 1899
Just me and the designated settee, in the weeds.
Thread-F.U master Brit Pei Ying
1/ICC
.1/ICC II.
T.Roosevelt 1899
Just me and the designated settee, in the weeds.
Thread-F.U master Brit Pei Ying
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Re: Man flashes gun at unsuspecting robber
by gunnerbmg on Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:29 am
Hey Mark.... I was really getting a kick out of all that...if you remember me, I am the lawyer and combine joke guy from the steel shoot a while back. I was just going to let things ride a bit and see what came up. I liked the list a lot, my favorite is " Your a daisy if you do" Doc Holiday, in Tombstone. Do you think the judge would like that one???
I was really getting a kick out of all that...if you remember me, I am the lawyer and combine joke guy from the steel shoot a while back. I was just going to let things ride a bit and see what came up. I liked the list a lot, my favorite is " Your a daisy if you do" Doc Holiday, in Tombstone. Do you think the judge would like that one??? "arise and take our stand for freedom as in the olden times" Winston Churchill
Re: Man flashes gun at unsuspecting robber
by GregM on Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:26 am
If that was me, I probably wouldn't have the presence of mind to say anything clever.
FLEE IF YOU CAN. FIGHT IF YOU MUST.
Re: Man flashes gun at unsuspecting robber
by hammAR on Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:43 am
I am not a lawyer, but I slept at a Holiday Inn Express..................
"Out here, due process is a bullet."
"A lot of guys make mistakes, I guess, but every one we make, a whole stack of chips goes with it. We make a mistake, and some guy don't walk away - forevermore, he don't walk away."
"Well, there are some things a man just can't run away from."
"Yup. The end of a way of life."
Memorable John Wayne Quotes.................
"Out here, due process is a bullet."
"A lot of guys make mistakes, I guess, but every one we make, a whole stack of chips goes with it. We make a mistake, and some guy don't walk away - forevermore, he don't walk away."
"Well, there are some things a man just can't run away from."
"Yup. The end of a way of life."
Memorable John Wayne Quotes.................
All men are created equal....It's what they do from there that matters!.
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