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[westhope]

I turned in all my stuff at the last "gun buy back". All distroyed, no records.

[Fast351]

Well I’m not too impressed with most of your future purchases. I decided that I need a XD45 compact. I also noticed that the price of my elusive GP100 keeps going up so I saved myself some money by getting that too. Your guys’ lack of commitment worries me. I hope the Government hasn’t got to you.

I have a .22 and a rusty .38. All I'll ever need. The rest were tragically lost in a boating accident.

[Wadero]

It appears that myself, Cobb and 1911fan are the only ones that know the Government is out to get us and that we need to stock up early for the war against the tyrants. Or we will be the first ones to be raided, imprisoned and torchered because They are watching us now and They know are plan.

That's why I keep my post count low... they will never suspect me.

[ttousi]

Traded everything for a set of custom made Mpls defense keys!

[someone1980]

Don't go and stock up on anything. At least until after my next pay day.

Anyone else want to have a pontoon party? Bring all your firearms, and we will have one big accident together. With witnesses.

[JoeH]

Proof?

Prove it didn't happen, I'd say.

[justaguy]

It appears that myself, Cobb and 1911fan are the only ones that know the Government is out to get us and that we need to stock up early for the war against the tyrants. Or we will be the first ones to be raided, imprisoned and torchered because They are watching us now and They know are plan.

That's why I keep my post count low... they will never suspect me.

I’m suspicious of low post counts. The typical low poster probably has a Communist flag hanging in their garage, shoots a 9mm, eats tofu, drinks lite beer (prefers wine but doesn’t want to blow his cover), sits down when he pisses, and doesn’t even like apple pie because of the preservatives in it. The higher post counts are normally known to other members so they can be trusted but not enough to let the guard down.

[someone1980]

It appears that myself, Cobb and 1911fan are the only ones that know the Government is out to get us and that we need to stock up early for the war against the tyrants. Or we will be the first ones to be raided, imprisoned and torchered because They are watching us now and They know are plan.

That's why I keep my post count low... they will never suspect me.

I’m suspicious of low post counts. The typical low poster probably has a Communist flag hanging in their garage, shoots a 9mm, eats tofu, drinks lite beer (prefers wine but doesn’t want to blow his cover), sits down when he pisses, and doesn’t even like apple pie because of the preservatives in it. The higher post counts are normally known to other members so they can be trusted but not enough to let the guard down.

Someone took the Retrosexual article to heart.

And if you have a permit you are on the list, if you filled out paper work when you purchased you are on the list. Just remember Mao killed millions of people for the public good.

[justaguy]

Actually I was thinking about the Charlie Daniels song “Uneasy Rider”. But I had to improvise because my memory failed me yet again.

[ree]

drinks lite beer (prefers wine but doesn’t want to blow his cover)

There's nothing wrong with really liking wines, so long as you also like stouts, double bocks, dark lagers and bourbon.

[GregM]

I had a gun, but my mom took it away.

[ree]

I had a gun, but my mom took it away.

Me too.

Seriously, my mom, in response to a period where I was screwing up a lot, took my cap gun revolver away, tenderized a piece of meat (yes meat for dinner, not my flesh), proceeded to continue slamming it on the railing of the deck until it was in pieces and then discarded it. From that description, she might seem like a nut case, but I think she was justified in the response I drove her to. I don't really recall what I did wrong, but it wasn't good.

[Ironbear]

Anyone else want to have a pontoon party? Bring all your firearms, and we will have one big accident together. With witnesses.

Sorry. I won't be able to make it. I've got my scuba gear prepped and have a dive planned for that day....

[meltedeyes]

drinks lite beer (prefers wine but doesn’t want to blow his cover)

There's nothing wrong with really liking wines, so long as you also like stouts, double bocks, dark lagers and bourbon.

Nope, nothing wrong with wines, it's beer you can see through that I have issues with.

And to keep on topic, i sold all my guns to build my home brewery. I'm hoping those of you who kept their guns will welcome me in with open arms since I can supply the alcohol...

[princewally]

And to keep on topic, i sold all my guns to build my home brewery.

Like admitting that will keep the ATF off of your back. Alcohol will be banned, too. It causes car accidents and domestic abuse.