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[justaguy]

Nope, nothing wrong with wines, it's beer you can see through that I have issues with.

Whatever you guys have to tell yourselves to be able to sleep at night is ok with me.

[meltedeyes]

And to keep on topic, i sold all my guns to build my home brewery.

Like admitting that will keep the ATF off of your back. Alcohol will be banned, too. It causes car accidents and domestic abuse.

They tried that once...didn't work so well.

[princewally]

They tried that once...didn't work so well.

That's only because the wrong people were in charge. Past performance is no indicator of future feasibility.

[plblark]

Actually I was thinking about the Charlie Daniels song “Uneasy Rider”. But I had to improvise because my memory failed me yet again.

Thanks for reminding me. That was on my playlist but I love that song.

before he could move I grabbed me a chair
And said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a thoroughly dangerous man!"

"You may not know it but this man is a spy.
He's a undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!"

He was still bent over holdin on to his knee
But everybody else was looking and listening to me
And I laid it on thicker and heavier as I went

I said, "Would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars.
And he voted for George McGovern for President."

"Well, he's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."

"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"

They all started lookin real suspicious at him
And he jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim!
You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!"

"I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.
And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!"

[plblark]

Anyone else want to have a pontoon party? Bring all your firearms, and we will have one big accident together. With witnesses.

Sorry. I won't be able to make it. I've got my scuba gear prepped and have a dive planned for that day....

I've been thinking of taking up SCUBA too.

On a COMPLETELY different topic, I seem to recall hearing about a shortage of large PVC fittings and pipe coinciding with an INCREDIBLE gopher and badger infestation in people's back yards and all over the back country just about the time the gun ban went into effect in Queensland AUS.

[justaguy]

Actually I was thinking about the Charlie Daniels song “Uneasy Rider”. But I had to improvise because my memory failed me yet again.

Thanks for reminding me. That was on my playlist but I love that song.

before he could move I grabbed me a chair
And said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a thoroughly dangerous man!"

"You may not know it but this man is a spy.
He's a undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!"

He was still bent over holdin on to his knee
But everybody else was looking and listening to me
And I laid it on thicker and heavier as I went

I said, "Would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars.
And he voted for George McGovern for President."

"Well, he's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."

"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"

They all started lookin real suspicious at him
And he jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim!
You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!"

"I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.
And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!"

Ya that one but I couldn’t remember all that so you got my short improvised version.

[plblark]

Ya that one but I couldn’t remember all that so you got my short improved version.

Fixed it for you

[Seismic Sam]

Just a checking question here, but is it everyone's considered opinion that Obama is going to kick John McCain's pasty white rump (or head, for that matter), or are we talking about the liberal backlash in general as a result of GW's bumbling and Cheny's poor marksmanship??

[Pat Cannon]

Just a checking question here, but is it everyone's considered opinion that Obama is going to kick John McCain's pasty white rump (or head, for that matter), or are we talking about the liberal backlash in general as a result of GW's bumbling and Cheny's poor marksmanship??

I'd bet on Obama at even odds, but not very much. A lot can happen in nine months -- closet skeletons coming out, strokes, gaffes, crazy VP candidates, a fire in the Reichstag. Who knows.

[justaguy]

You two want to knock off the ********. This thread is about guys that like wine, guys that sit down when they piss, Charley Daniels, scuba diving, nail guns, and trannys. Not Obama and that other guy.

[Pat Cannon]

You two want to knock off the bull****. This thread is about guys that like wine, guys that sit down when they piss, Charley Daniels, scuba diving, nail guns, and trannys. Not Obama and that other guy.

Well of course when I say "skeletons coming out" I mean things like "Obama sits down to pee" and "McCain has a nail in his head."

[Seismic Sam]

Says you, Mr. 4' 5" and 357 lbs!!! Hey, I just heard Gander Mountain has a sale on size 62 double extra squat fishing vests!!

[hammAR]

Says you, Mr. 4' 5" and 357 lbs!!! Hey, I just heard Gander Mountain has a sale on size 62 double extra squat fishing vests!!

You need to give "him" a name tag so we know to whom you are referring...................

[plblark]

I'll have you know I'm 6'3" tall and Big boned mr doodie head

[justaguy]

You two want to knock off the bull****. This thread is about guys that like wine, guys that sit down when they piss, Charley Daniels, scuba diving, nail guns, and trannys. Not Obama and that other guy.

Well of course when I say "skeletons coming out" I mean things like "Obama sits down to pee" and "McCain has a nail in his head."

Right, I should have assumed that. The first time I saw that Obama I thought “I bet that MF’er sits down when he pee’s which balances out because Hillery stands up to pee.”

Great this thread will really go to hell now. You want to destroy a thread? Mention Gander Mountain, Defensive Edge, and Treptow and its all down hill from there. Luckily we have people here that delete posts so we won’t get into arguments or drift threads.