A handgun for Ttootsie and HammAR

[Tutmos]

Where's the Crimson Trace model? If you've only got one shot it better be good.

[justaguy]

This could be dangerous, it looks like some part of an enema device...

I heard your trying to get into the nursing home in Albert Lea.

Wow, this thread took a creepy turn. And Strad, CraigJS, and JoeH have multiple posts in it, and it's about Ttootsie and HammAR. Who would of thought.

[hammAR]

This could be dangerous, it looks like some part of an enema device...

I heard your trying to get into the nursing home in Albert Lea.

Wow, this thread took a creepy turn. And Strad, CraigJS, and JoeH have multiple posts in it, and it's about Ttootsie and HammAR. Who would of thought.

OK clown, you are trying real hard to volunteer for participation in the group buy for the disabled.................

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[ttousi]

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time for a can of

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for justaclown..............

[hammAR]

The hell with wup a33..................

[plblark]

anyone else want in on this "last deal in your lifetime" group..........................

Pass

[Seismic Sam]

Actually, over at the 2A forum they are discussing the fact that this may be classed BY THE FDA as a Class I medical device!! Take that up the chute, ATF!!

http://www.2aforum.com/forums/ubbthread ... 847&page=1

From an elderly user standpoint, (just like ttotsie and HammAR) I do have some safety concerns:

1. This device could be mistaken by a senile old fogey for a Fleet enema bottle.
2. This device could also be mistaken for one of those newfangled blood sugar meters. Just put it against your arm and pull the trigger.
3. In addition, how are you supposed to draw this device from a bulging pants pocket loaded with an extra pair of Depends, a jar of Preparation H, three bottles of pills, 6 used Kleenexes, and a pair of reading glasses?? By the time you got done fumbling around with that mess, you would almost certainly wind up "pulling a Plexico" instead of defending yourself.

And a great new product idea has just come into my warped mind: A mixture of Preparation H and Just For Men haircolor. When you're so far gone you can't remember which end to put the goop on, this stuff will be just the thing you need!!

Someone trying to wake HammAr up to go check and see if ttotsie is still breathing------------>

[hammAR]

Actually, over at the 2A forum they are discussing the fact that this may be classed BY THE FDA as a Class I medical device!! Take that up the chute, ATF!!

http://www.2aforum.com/forums/ubbthread ... 847&page=1

From an elderly user standpoint, (just like me (Seismic Sam), ttotsie and HammAR) I do have some safety concerns:

Someone trying to wake HammAr up to go check and see if ttotsie is still breathing------------>

I'm awake FUDD.....and I fixed you post for you.......you old nose picking flat tire excuse for a gun toting, coney dog eating, alkie....

....and ttousi doesn't breath, he just sucks air and it leaks out somehow.....(I'll give you "trigger" once you in are in the glass, squid)...

[ttousi]

You 2 old duffers............hot air.........

[John S.]

ever tangle with an ornery old duffer in depends????

I heard your trying to get into the nursing home in Albert Lea.

MMMMMMMMMMMMILF Nursing homes are loaded wif em.

[Seismic Sam]

Actually, the thought of a bunch of ornery old codgers in Depends with guns carried "geriatric mexican style" sitting in rocking chairs on the front porch of a nursing home could give a whole new meaning to the phrase "shooting the shyte"

[Thunderjohn]

Don't get that mixed up with that syringe thingy that they clean out their ears with.

[ttousi]

Don't get that mixed up with that syringe thingy that they clean out their ears with.

Sam uses a spoon to clean his out............once a year after the potato harvest

[Pinnacle]

ON A SERIOUS NOTE

I was at the SAR Show/Crossroads of the west Gun SHow last weekend and there was a gentleman there that had the most comprehensive collection of Minneapolis Palm Pistols I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. If you dont know what they are - look them up - they are SOOOO cool. What he had was a representation of every and I mean EVERY model made in every configuration imagineable.

Very cool.

[Stradawhovious]

In reference to the present palm pistol, you can get it with an optional rail, and rail mounted laser. wonder if they have a dual rail, in case you want to mount a light to it!