Interesting Statistics

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Re: Interesting Statistics

Postby yukonjasper on Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:42 pm

Holland&Holland wrote:
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Lumpy wrote:Can I sue the manufacturer of fireplace pokers for not including a warning label "do not shove up rectum when red hot"?


Have you purchased a new push mower recently? Warning not to lift and use to trim hedges.

Well that is just silly, how are you going to trim your hedges then.

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Re: Interesting Statistics

Postby Holland&Holland on Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:59 pm

Can’t afford the ammo, plus the mower has a bagger so don’t have to clean up the clippings.
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Re: Interesting Statistics

Postby LarryFlew on Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:32 pm

When you figure out how to do it with rider let me know. No warning there.
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Re: Interesting Statistics

Postby yukonjasper on Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:44 am

LarryFlew wrote:When you figure out how to do it with rider let me know. No warning there.

Enough speed and a ramp to get you airborne....
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Re: Interesting Statistics

Postby BigBlue on Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:47 am

Holland&Holland wrote:
LarryFlew wrote:Have you purchased a new push mower recently? Warning not to lift and use to trim hedges.

Well that is just silly, how are you going to trim your hedges then.


Duh!!

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Re: Interesting Statistics

Postby Holland&Holland on Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:44 pm

Thought that was a pic of me for a second, but no beer in one hand.
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Re: Interesting Statistics

Postby daleamn on Thu Apr 15, 2021 3:34 pm

Goodness, I like this site.
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