Midwest Brewing Supplies "Target Practice Kegs"

[tt3]

I stopped in this morning for a kit and they had a box of dented unusable minikegs on the front step, marked for target practice, $1.00. I had to chuckle a bit at that.

[BRIT_in_the_weeds]

Whats the size pints/gallons of a minikeg

[macphisto]

I think they're five liters.

[BRIT_in_the_weeds]

I think they're five liters.

That's it, really screw me up

[tt3]

1.33gallons.
I should have added, they were empty kegs.

[Aceq2jot]

My friendly nieghbor brings me mini kegs full of Hieneken all the time I just throw them in the trash when i am done. Prehaps i should start hoarding them for practice

[princewally]

My friendly nieghbor brings me mini kegs full of Hieneken all the time I just throw them in the trash when i am done. Prehaps i should start hoarding them for practice

Fill 'em with tannerite.

[Seismic Sam]

Alright then!! Sit up straight and pay attention!!!

If 5 liters of beer are going South on a train at 32 miles per hour towards East Wankershire, and a Brit is hiding in the weeds 2 miles down the track, assuming a 100% conversion of beer to pee, how big a whizz will the Brit (now out of the weeds and on the train) cut before he reaches East Wankershire??

Now then, 5 liters converts to 169.09 fluid ounces, which at 16 fluid ounces per pint, equals 10.57 pints. However, East Wankershire and the Brit are in England, where a pint is TWENTY fluid ounces, so the result is actually 8.45 British Pints, which is about typical for a Brit in a pub on Friday...

[rucker]

Alright then!! Sit up straight and pay attention!!!

If 5 liters of beer are going South on a train at 32 miles per hour towards East Wankershire, and a Brit is hiding in the weeds 2 miles down the track, assuming a 100% conversion of beer to pee, how big a whizz will the Brit (now out of the weeds and on the train) cut before he reaches East Wankershire??

Now then, 5 liters converts to 169.09 fluid ounces, which at 16 fluid ounces per pint, equals 10.57 pints. However, East Wankershire and the Brit are in England, where a pint is TWENTY fluid ounces, so the result is actually 8.45 British Pints, which is about typical for a Brit in a pub on Friday...

now the forum is both informative and intellectually stimulating

[Thor]

As far as the wizz goes, I'd venture that the first few would be no more than 12 US oz. (Whatever that converts to in Brit Oz, I dunno)

[ttousi]

As far as the wizz goes, I'd venture that the first few would be no more than 12 US oz. (Whatever that converts to in Brit Oz, I dunno)

Hard to get a good measurement when most of the time he pees his pants

Bust my chops bout the wood shed will ya!

[e5usmc]

the result is actually 8.45 British Pints, which is about typical for a Brit in a pub on Friday...

What happens to the .55 pint that is left over??

No Englishman I know would leave a half pint go to waste...

[meltedeyes]

i could have sworn they were 5 gallon soda kegs the last time I was there.


As to my answer to the train and keg question:

I don't need a cup, just a cobra tap.

[tt3]

I knew I should have picked up a couple, just in case I could ever make a Steel Shoot!

[Stradawhovious]

Alright then!! Sit up straight and pay attention!!!

If 5 liters of beer are going South on a train at 32 miles per hour towards East Wankershire, and a Brit is hiding in the weeds 2 miles down the track, assuming a 100% conversion of beer to pee, how big a whizz will the Brit (now out of the weeds and on the train) cut before he reaches East Wankershire??

Now then, 5 liters converts to 169.09 fluid ounces, which at 16 fluid ounces per pint, equals 10.57 pints. However, East Wankershire and the Brit are in England, where a pint is TWENTY fluid ounces, so the result is actually 8.45 British Pints, which is about typical for a Brit in a pub on Friday...

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