Okay, Oldman, spill the beans!!

View · by **Seismic Sam** on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:17 pm

Gun safety with children is a very valid subject, but I want to hear more about the party you were at, and what was said about the loaded gun being acessible, as well as how the dildo was explained...

I've been blasted by other parents for my technique, but happily surprised when my 4 yr old son brought me a loaded pistol at a party that another child had found in a drawer near the bed. (Same party that another kid found a 12" black dildo and asked his Mommy in front of everyone what was this for.) My son had opened the cylinder and carried it to me with his thumb in the frame like I taught him and his younger sister, now both are 22 and almost 21 respectively.

View · by **BBeckwith** on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:47 pm

Should be a good story

View · by **sigsauersauce** on Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:37 pm

Yeah seriously, loaded guns, dildos, what sort of party was that, and how do I get invited?? :-P

View · by **Consummate** on Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:57 pm

Sounds like it was a good time!

View · by **OldmanFCSA** on Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:53 pm

A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL !!!!!!

Party was at a middle-aged couple's place whose children had grown up and left the home. Gun was in the nightstand on the husband's side of bed. He explained it was because of recent breakins in the neighborhood. We "educated" him on availability of guns and first place a burgular would look for a gun during a robbery. He learned to place guns up high in non-normal places people look and out of reach of most children. The other "toy" was found in her nightstand and talked about most of the night with one-person very embarrassed. She said her husband was away too often on business trips, and ............. . Then she was asked "why black?" to which there was no answer.

A follow-on party happened later with no children present, but my wife and I stayed home that time, but heard lots of good stories later!!! (Swingers with no swingset.)

View · by **sawgrass** on Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:20 pm

This reminds me of a story. I went on a horse packing trip a few years ago and there was a woman on the trip who said she and her husband were swingers.
It took me a few minutes to realize that she wasn't talking about dancing. She told me a few stories of how that works out but the one point that she made was
that your house has to be really clean before and after the party. :lol:

View · by **GunGoogler** on Mon Oct 08, 2012 5:09 pm

I never get invited to the good parties. Look, I can even supply the loaded guns...someone else will have to bring the dildos though...I keep breaking them.

EDIT: I should have read through to the swingers part before replying. Yikes. I have a couple friends that are in the scene and used to try and persuade us to join. Not my thing if I have to make eye contact with them over cards ever again.

View · by **Countryfried Frank** on Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:04 pm

GunGoogler wrote: Not my thing if I have to make eye contact with them over cards ever again.

Simple solution: play dominoes. :bolt:

View · by **grousemaster** on Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:32 pm

Why does it matter what color the dildo was?

View · by **Hanns** on Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:13 pm

Because it makes the story more funny?

View · by **XDM45** on Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:53 am

Now what'd be really funny is if the gun was pink and the other thing, black.

View · by **Shipyard** on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:26 am

grousemaster wrote:Why does it matter what color the dildo was?

because thinly veiled racial taboos combined with thinley veiled sexual taboos are funny.... wise up man

wanna go for the trifecta? google jackhammer jesus when the kids are away... far... far away..... :shock:

NSFW, not safe for anyone, even you, never do it.

View · by **Shipyard** on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:31 am

GunGoogler wrote:I never get invited to the good parties. Look, I can even supply the loaded guns...someone else will have to bring the dildos though...I keep breaking them.

EDIT: I should have read through to the swingers part before replying. Yikes. I have a couple friends that are in the scene and used to try and persuade us to join. Not my thing if I have to make eye contact with them over cards ever again.

i passed out on a couch at some party in colledge (three 40 ouncers of mickey's ice along with whiskey shots will do that to you...). when i "woke up" the next "morning" there were three hippie couples gettin' it on in various locations in the living room.... i was the only one there still wearing pants. i've never been so happy to wake up wearing pants before.

wouldn't have been so bad if the one chick wouldn't have been stairing at me the whole time while some dude was givin her the wheelbarrow. damn hippies, no respect for others...

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View · by **tman** on Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:42 am

Shipyard wrote: google jackhammer jesus

So, Shippy, just HOW did YOU learn about this? :?:

View · by **Shipyard** on Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:57 am

tman wrote:
Shipyard wrote: google jackhammer jesus

So, Shippy, just HOW did YOU learn about this?

A learned man knows many things about a bunch of stuff.......