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gun friendly wedding

Postby Anokamnman on Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:03 pm

Well me and my lady friend are finally doing it, getting hitched. Decided the other night that we would do it the friday before christmas. Found a church and a, preacher. Got the license. Didn't even notice that the date was 12/21/12 until after we planned it all. So whether the mayans are right or wrong... Life as a single man is over.

We are lucky enough that my friend who is a preacher is very gun friendly. Has his PTC and carries everywhere. thought it was pretty cool that we are getting hitched in a gun friendly church. I won't go crazy and open carry like some of you do at the open carry breakfast.

Just in case its going to be the end of times... I got a fun day planned. Get up, go to bills gun shop and rent a couple toys. Then off to my appointment at tattoo asylum for some fresh ink. Then if there is time before the wedding... Swing in to get a lap dance from some hot stripper who has self esteem issues. Then off to the chapel. Say I do and go home and .... Well that's all you need to know.
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Re: gun friendly wedding

Postby plblark on Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:06 pm

... pass out ;-)
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Re: gun friendly wedding

Postby OldmanFCSA on Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:54 pm

Do we get to fire off our AK's in to the air after the wedding?

Wonder how many or who would be killed by returning to earth bullets.
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Re: gun friendly wedding

Postby photogpat on Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:32 pm

Congrats man! Glad to be able to help you fund the schnanegans!
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Re: gun friendly wedding

Postby Cmezz331 on Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:20 pm

OldmanFCSA wrote:Wonder how many or who would be killed by returning to earth bullets.


they go all the way to space and never come back, obviously....
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Re: gun friendly wedding

Postby AFTERMATH on Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:34 pm

So whether the mayans are right or wrong...


So... Uh... Which are you more afraid of? :?

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Re: gun friendly wedding

Postby Anokamnman on Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:59 am

Not scared of either. Been married before. The first one was hell. This one is gravy.

The church is in south minneapolis... So gunshots.... Would draw attention from the cops rather quickly. Not like shooting up at my house in hinckley.

It will be interesting. Getting married in a black pentecostal church. Just a little different than what I an used to being raised in boring catholic church. Lol.

Hallelujah brothers and sisters!!!
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Re: gun friendly wedding

Postby FJ540 on Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:27 am

Anokamnman wrote:

The church is in south minneapolis... So gunshots would go completely unnoticed amidst the sirens and locals shooting the place up as usual.... Hallelujah brothers and sisters!!!


FIFY ;)

And congrats! :mrgreen:
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Re: gun friendly wedding

Postby rukwikenuf on Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:35 pm

awesome dude! sounds like a grand time will be had by all
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