2nd Amendment

[EAGSCCW]

THE 2ND AMENDMENT




The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense (waiting for an attack).

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.


1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2 If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3 I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

4 When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5 A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'

7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

But wait, there's more!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, 'Of course it is loaded -- can't work without bullets!' She then ask ed, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, 'No, not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded, too.' To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.


HAVE A NICE DAY But don't Monkey with Me....



And Remember:



I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!

If you are too, please forward.

[justaguy]

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

If he can remember what he is doing.

3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

Cops aren't really all that heavy.

[Stradawhovious]

Cops aren't really all that heavy. [/quote]

Depends on the Cop........ you must not live in minneapolis.

[Pinnacle]

I can add to the list in the first post

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE COMING AT YOU WITH A KNIFE - SHOOT UNTIL NOTHING MOVES. THEN RELOAD

[gunflint]

My favorite, when asked why I carry a gun, has always been "because I can't throw small pieces of lead a 1000 feet per second."