JJH, you're correct on the "extremes" argument!
I'll put this one out there one last time; since you admitted that burning a milk jug is pollution. Its not the single milk jug that you burn. Its the one you burn, plus the one your neighbor burns, plus all the others in MN, plus ND/SD/WI China....its gotta start somewhere, make it start in Morris.
You oughta load up a trailer full next time you go out -- longer lengths, wider widths is the mantra in barn reclamation. Who knows, you might make enough to buy something fun ($1-5 per board foot depending on what you got).
Either way, take digital pictures and send them to the buyers that the guy above recommended! That wood may be too nice to burn.
Nothing to see here. Continue swimming.