Once I got past the initial zoophilia, the review was pretty good.
Seriously though, I thought it was a relatively good review; albeit, a little long. You weren't quite in Nutnfancy territory, but a little long. Your joke, as you noted, was lame. ( kid...
Quick question/comment on the loaded chamber indicator. You mention--and it showed--that the indicator sits up very high, but you didn't mention if that ever gets in the way or snags on anything. I assume it doesn't, but I've heard that feedback in the past.
Good stuff though! I can always quibble about the details, but it was informative and accurate, which was good.
If you are reading this, there is a better than average chance that you are a d-bag.