Rash Of Masked Robberies Near Minneapolis Lakes

[BlackEagl]

John, we are suggesting nothing of the sort. All we want to do is enjoy our beautiful public lakes and parks, while innocently exercising our Constitutional rights. That's it. Afterwards, we could burn dead trees, grill dead animals, and consume dead Barleycorn.

Naturally, if trouble rears its ugly head our first reaction would be...

... to call 911 right away, if at all possible!

Call 911 even before running away? I'd think that would make trouble just a bit mad.

[JohninMinnesota]

John, we are suggesting nothing of the sort. All we want to do is enjoy our beautiful public lakes and parks, while innocently exercising our Constitutional rights. That's it. Afterwards, we could burn dead trees, grill dead animals, and consume dead Barleycorn.

Naturally, if trouble rears its ugly head our first reaction would be...

... to call 911 right away, if at all possible!

Call 911 even before running away? I'd think that would make trouble just a bit mad.

You can't run in heels silly. Yes, 911 would be the first most reasonable response, then a high pitched shriek, and a flailing of arms would seem to be in order.

[Stradawhovious]

You can't run in heels silly. Yes, 911 would be the first most reasonable response, then a high pitched shriek, and a flailing of arms would seem to be in order.

Let's not forget the car keys self defense ninja technique, if all else fails, I hear this is a VERY effective deterrent........

[rucker]

Are you guys seriously going to go out strolling around looking to be assaulted by muggers who potentially have guns?

I think my post kicked this off and I didn't mean to to suggest anything like that. What I will say is that I'm not changing a damn thing about what I do and when I do it.

[Stradawhovious]

Are you guys seriously going to go out strolling around looking to be assaulted by muggers who potentially have guns?

I think my post kicked this off and I didn't mean to to suggest anything like that. What I will say is that I'm not changing a damn thing about what I do and when I do it.

Hey John, I think that these posts ( I know mine were anyways) are nought more than artiscic liscense through use of sarcasm. See... You're not the only one that can get out of hand with sarcastic comments I would never intentionally invite the chance to defend myself or be a hero. That seems a little suicidal and rediculous to me........

But I'd still be up for the consumption of aminal flesh and spirits next to a fire...........

ETA: Rucker, I believe that it's my fault that this drift took effect, not yours. So those of you who are upset please realize that my end of this was a joke, although possibly poorly placed. I do not condone "mallninja" behaviour, and will not participate in it. So with that in mind please accept an apology and have a nice day

[chunkstyle]

I think we have a plan then. I'm waiting for a favorable convergence of the weather forecast.

Schedule would look something like this:

6-ish show up, food prep, possibly a few early beers. (No booze lakeside, remember the .04 rule.)

7-ish all walk to 33rd st beach, Lake Calhoun, about 1/2 mile. Break into groups of 2 or 3. Pick a direction/destination.

8:30-9-ish, come on back in, toss meat on grill, light fire, CCW-ers secure weapons, if you plan to drink. Quiet conversation. (Mpls "noisy party" ordinance kicks in at 10PM)

It could go late.

What to bring:

Meat, alcohol, sides, wood. CCW optional.


Now all we need is a day.

[Aceq2jot]

Are you guys seriously going to go out strolling around looking to be assaulted by muggers who potentially have guns?

I think my post kicked this off and I didn't mean to to suggest anything like that. What I will say is that I'm not changing a damn thing about what I do and when I do it.

And here i was planning on strolling around the lake with my camera just to get pictures of Gunny and Tousi in Drag

A picture would have been worth a thousand words

[ttousi]

ohhhhh..........so now you want to "drag" me into this thread drift.

Sent brit with the Hamster.......... ..he has better legs

[nyffman]

ohhhhh..........so now you want to "drag" me into this thread drift.

Sent brit with the Hamster.......... ..he has better legs

Not sure I want to know what/how, you know about his legs.

[ttousi]

ohhhhh..........so now you want to "drag" me into this thread drift.

Sent brit with the Hamster.......... ..he has better legs

Not sure I want to know what/how, you know about his legs.

Could blame it on Cokato

[hammAR]

ohhhhh..........so now you want to "drag" me into this thread drift.

Sent brit with the Hamster.......... ..he has better legs

Not sure I want to know what/how, you know about his legs.

Ttousi shaves Brits legs for him............................

[Aceq2jot]

ohhhhh..........so now you want to "drag" me into this thread drift.

Sent brit with the Hamster.......... ..he has better legs

I mean you and Gunny would look real good in drag We need some old ladies as bait.

Got to drag you into something