Twins installing metal detectors @ Target Field

[tman]

you can try anything you want. you may beat the rap but you probably won't beat the ride.

start looking for a Ceramic Glock ..............

What ride? I get turned away and I secure the pistol and come back....right? are they going to confiscate the tickets? Ban me for life?

How badly do you want to see a baseball game live?

[gunsmith]

you can try anything you want. you may beat the rap but you probably won't beat the ride.

start looking for a Ceramic Glock ..............

What ride? I get turned away and I secure the pistol and come back....right? are they going to confiscate the tickets? Ban me for life?

How badly do you want to see a baseball game live?

Walking Downtown without a firearm gives me the Heebie-Jeebies.

After 10 years I have a subconscious assumption that when necessary...fire and brimstone emanates from my right hand.

I've gotten used to having my Equalizer.

[MWAG]

According to Target Field:

"Prohibited Items

For the general safety of all guests the following items are not allowed into Target Field: ball retrievers, balloons, bats, beach balls, boom boxes, brooms, fireworks, flasks, footballs, Frisbees, hard sided coolers, laser pointers, lawn chairs, noise-making devices, weapons, wooden sticks, or rods. Small whiskbrooms and small souvenir bats are permitted."

I laugh about them allowing the $ouvenir bats. I can't count how many times I've seen parents and siblings being clubbed by those damn things. But somehow, those aren't dangerous. It's a fracking club!

[Lumpy]

I laugh about them allowing the $ouvenir bats. I can't count how many times I've seen parents and siblings being clubbed by those damn things. But somehow, those aren't dangerous. It's a fracking club!

Well, I don't doubt they sting, but they're kinda' on the light side for any serious clubbing.

Now THIS...



... is a club!

[MWAG]

Club? Hell, I think my Ex uses that. Complete with lanyard, so she doesn't lose it.

[gunsmith]

AKA Truck Drivers Friend.