Late Breaking News!
Hello Mr Mrs America where ever you are
This is Waldo Windshield with the latest late breaking news:
Date line: Denver Colorado
It has been revealed to this reporter through a super doper supper secret insider from the democratic convention planning commission that all members previously involved with Operation Chaos commanded by Microphone Marine Rush Limbaugh have resolved their differences.
As a result,, all parties involved with the Operation Chaos commanded by Microphone Marine Rush Limbaugh have agreed to a ceremonial dance commemorating the successful outcome from hope:
Rehearsals have been ongoing for the past several days:
hussein seen here kowtowing and accepting hillary as the undisputed leader of lies and deception…
Also seen with hussein is none other than the queen bee herself nancy polosie. It would not surprise this reporter if this queen bee is dethroned and de-queened by the soon to be new queen bee hillary herself.
It was reported as well that the new queen bee to be hubby bill was showing off his new stuff. It appears to this reporter that bill’s appeal to the opposite sex is in top form, attracting barb into his den… of pleasures.
This is Waldo Windshield
Until my next LBNR
Late Breaking News Report