Great idea in MN for an active shooter situation...LOL

[yukonjasper]

Why not have boxes filled with lice and crab louse hanging from the ceiling with a metal detector trigger.......too busy scratching to use that trigger.......

[Grayskies]

Why not have boxes filled with lice and crab louse hanging from the ceiling with a metal detector trigger.......too busy scratching to use that trigger.......

It would irritate PETA?

[Grayskies]

[smurfman]

Better yet, nerf guns for all! Use the "ammo" that has the suction cups, and with enough stuck on the bad guy, he'll just leave or not be able to see...

Better yet, re-issue the old style dart guns with a plastic shaft and a suction cup on the end. Remove the suction cup and you could "put the eye out" of the attacker. Being old fashioned and single shots they would be less threatening to progressives than the rapid firing Nerf "assault" guns.

[Ghost]

I'm thinking that throwing jars of lutefisk would be more effective

[BigDog58]

Maybe they could hire goalie to teach them the proper methods to use against a "goalie"

[smurfman]

I'm thinking that throwing jars of lutefisk would be more effective

No! NO! and HELL NO!

Do not come with any justification for that vile concoction! I have been tormented with crud nearly all my life and am just starting to get out from its putrid pall. The whole reason the Vikings fought so hard to ransack a town was due to having to go back and eat that gelatinous sludge if unsuccessful.

[Ghost]

I'm thinking that throwing jars of lutefisk would be more effective

No! NO! and HELL NO!

Do not come with any justification for that vile concoction! I have been tormented with crud nearly all my life and am just starting to get out from its putrid pall. The whole reason the Vikings fought so hard to ransack a town was due to having to go back and eat that gelatinous sludge if unsuccessful.

LoL, someday I’ll try some

[Grayskies]

I thought that stuff was banned by the UN convention on chemical and biological weapons?

[smurfman]

I thought that stuff was banned by the UN convention on chemical and biological weapons?

They are only the latest group to rule on lutefisk. Note that of all the various gases used in WWI, lutefisk was one that both sides feared to use. Same goes for the Nazis and their extermination camps- even they thought it was excessively cruel.

[Grayskies]

I thought that stuff was banned by the UN convention on chemical and biological weapons?

They are only the latest group to rule on lutefisk. Note that of all the various gases used in WWI, lutefisk was one that both sides feared to use. Same goes for the Nazis and their extermination camps- even they thought it was excessively cruel.

I was talking with a local intelligence source and they said that in the fall of 1944 the Germans under attacks from both fronts started working on a warhead for their V2 rockets, fortunately the allies got word of this and the facility was bombed. It is believed that one scientist was not at the facility and was captured by the Russians.

[Holland&Holland]

I thought that stuff was banned by the UN convention on chemical and biological weapons?

They are only the latest group to rule on lutefisk. Note that of all the various gases used in WWI, lutefisk was one that both sides feared to use. Same goes for the Nazis and their extermination camps- even they thought it was excessively cruel.

I was talking with a local intelligence source and they said that in the fall of 1944 the Germans under attacks from both fronts started working on a warhead for their V2 rockets, fortunately the allies got word of this and the facility was bombed. It is believed that one scientist was not at the facility and was captured by the Russians.

If it is prepared right it ain't half bad.

[Ironbear]

I thought that stuff was banned by the UN convention on chemical and biological weapons?

Significant legal difference between using it on enemies... and using it on friends and family.....

[hammAR]

Doesn't lutefisk fall under the Law of Natural Consequences..............

[gman1868]

Really? That's the best idea they've got? What a bunch of hockey pucks.