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Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

Postby jdege on Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:54 pm

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-disappointed-to-learn-armed-citizen-stopped-mass-shooting
Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Mass Shooting
U.S.—The nation's media outlets announced they were grieving today as an armed citizen stopped a mass shooting.

"We grieve that this tragedy we could have exploited for weeks on end was stopped by a good guy with a gun," said one teary-eyed MSNBC reporter on the scene. "Our thoughts and prayers are with the shooter."

"We are absolutely heartbroken and in shock over here," said one New York Times journalist. "What could have given us weeks and weeks of frothing-at-the-mouth stories about gun control will now have to be suppressed since it does not align with our agenda."
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Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

Postby Ghost on Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:59 pm

I thought that was a parody site and yet they are correct with this one.
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Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

Postby Rip Van Winkle on Wed Jan 01, 2020 7:15 am

I love the Bee.

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Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

Postby jdege on Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:45 pm

It's not that far from reality.

https://mobile.twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1211364610499964928

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shouldn’t be shocked by the church shooting in White Settlement. As Texas Attorney General, he specifically made sure that guns are allowed inside churches in the state: https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/05/01/tex ... -churches/ #txlege
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Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

Postby Ironbear on Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:47 pm

Parody doesn't work if people don't recognize the truth contained in the parody.
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Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

Postby daleamn on Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:38 pm

I had never heard of the Babylon Bee before. Thank you for the link. They have two more articles of note that I think might interest folk:

Media Offers Thoughts And Prayers That Someone Would Start Some Violence At Gun Rights Rally
"Nobody has so much as fired a shot. This is an unbelievable tragedy," said one teary-eyed MSNBC reporter,

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-offer ... ghts-rally
and
New, Deadlier AR-16 Introduced Which Is An AR-15 Wearing A MAGA Hat
“Guns are scary enough,” said being-scared-by-guns expert Noah Carlson, “but knowing a gun is a supporter of Donald Trump makes it even more terrifying."
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-deadlier-ar-16-introduced-which-is-an-ar-15-wearing-a-maga-hat
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Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

Postby Bearcatrp on Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:57 pm

Wow, only a tard wearing a tutu and a dildo up their arse would come up with that crap. Only thing more dangerous than a AR15 is a reporter who lies for ratings!
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Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

Postby Ghost on Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:04 pm

Bearcatrp wrote:Wow, only a tard wearing a tutu and a dildo up their arse would come up with that crap. Only thing more dangerous than a AR15 is a reporter who lies for ratings!

Hard to imagine
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