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Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:54 pm
by jdege
https://babylonbee.com/news/media-disappointed-to-learn-armed-citizen-stopped-mass-shooting
Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Mass Shooting
U.S.—The nation's media outlets announced they were grieving today as an armed citizen stopped a mass shooting.

"We grieve that this tragedy we could have exploited for weeks on end was stopped by a good guy with a gun," said one teary-eyed MSNBC reporter on the scene. "Our thoughts and prayers are with the shooter."

"We are absolutely heartbroken and in shock over here," said one New York Times journalist. "What could have given us weeks and weeks of frothing-at-the-mouth stories about gun control will now have to be suppressed since it does not align with our agenda."

Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2019 10:59 pm
by Ghost
I thought that was a parody site and yet they are correct with this one.

Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 7:15 am
by Rip Van Winkle
I love the Bee.

The key to good humor if the air of truth.

Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:45 pm
by jdege
It's not that far from reality.

https://mobile.twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1211364610499964928

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@KenPaxtonTX
shouldn’t be shocked by the church shooting in White Settlement. As Texas Attorney General, he specifically made sure that guns are allowed inside churches in the state: https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/05/01/tex ... -churches/ #txlege

Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

PostPosted: Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:47 pm
by Ironbear
Parody doesn't work if people don't recognize the truth contained in the parody.

Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:38 pm
by daleamn
I had never heard of the Babylon Bee before. Thank you for the link. They have two more articles of note that I think might interest folk:

Media Offers Thoughts And Prayers That Someone Would Start Some Violence At Gun Rights Rally
"Nobody has so much as fired a shot. This is an unbelievable tragedy," said one teary-eyed MSNBC reporter,

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-offer ... ghts-rally
and
New, Deadlier AR-16 Introduced Which Is An AR-15 Wearing A MAGA Hat
“Guns are scary enough,” said being-scared-by-guns expert Noah Carlson, “but knowing a gun is a supporter of Donald Trump makes it even more terrifying."
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-deadlier-ar-16-introduced-which-is-an-ar-15-wearing-a-maga-hat

Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:57 pm
by Bearcatrp
Wow, only a tard wearing a tutu and a dildo up their arse would come up with that crap. Only thing more dangerous than a AR15 is a reporter who lies for ratings!

Re: Media Disappointed To Learn Armed Citizen Stopped Shooting

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:04 pm
by Ghost
Bearcatrp wrote:Wow, only a tard wearing a tutu and a dildo up their arse would come up with that crap. Only thing more dangerous than a AR15 is a reporter who lies for ratings!

Hard to imagine