Anyone ever read Harvard Lampoon's "Bored of the Rings"?
As the fellowship was leaving Lornadoon, Lady Lavalier gave them gifts:
"It is the sad hour of parting," said Lavalier solemnly. "But I have for each of you a small gift to remind you of your stay in Lornadoon in the dark days to come." So saying, she produced a large chest and drew out a handful of wondrous things.
"For Arrowroot," she said, "crown jewels," and handed the surprised king a diamond-shaped pear and a plover's egg the size of an emerald.
"For Frito, a little magic," and the boggie found in his hand a marvelous crystal globe filled with floating snowflakes.
She then gave each of the other members of the company something rich and strange: to Gimlet, a subscription to Elf Life, to Legolam, a Mah-Jongg set, to Moxie, a case of Cloverine Brand Salve, to Pepsi, a pair of salad forks, to Bromosel a Schwinn bicycle, and to Spam a can of insect repellent.
The gifts were quickly stowed away in the little boats along with certain other impedimenta needful for a quest, including ropes; tins of Dinty Moore beef stew; a lot of copra; magic cloaks that blended in with any background, either green grass, green trees, green rocks, or green sky; a copy of Jane's Dragons and Basilisks of the World; a box of dog yummies; and a case of Poland water.
Which is neither here nor there, except that whenever I hear someone talk about camo patterns, I think about those magic cloaks, "that blended in with any background, either green grass, green trees, green rocks, or green sky".