What Kind of Handgun Are You?

[justaguy]

Some questions just had no good answers!

10. What sport do you enjoy most?
Football
Golfing

15. Who would you rather be stranded on an island with?
Martha Stewart
Paris Hilton

23. Who would you rather marry?
A civil servant
An entertainer

BTW I ended up being a Glöck 22

I picked Martha Stewart because she probably has a lot of different ways to serve coconut and fish so I wouldn’t get board with it so soon. Paris Hilton is too skinny and Martha has a little more meat on her bones if it comes down to having to eat someone. Martha has been to prison so she knows how to make pruno, and a good shank.

[Aceq2jot]

Some questions just had no good answers!

10. What sport do you enjoy most?
Football
Golfing

15. Who would you rather be stranded on an island with?
Martha Stewart
Paris Hilton

23. Who would you rather marry?
A civil servant
An entertainer

BTW I ended up being a Glöck 22

I picked Martha Stewart because she probably has a lot of different ways to serve coconut and fish so I wouldn’t get board with it so soon. Paris Hilton is too skinny and Martha has a little more meat on her bones if it comes down to having to eat someone. Martha has been to prison so she knows how to make pruno, and a good shank.

I picked Martha aswell, as the little scrawny bitch would just piss and moan to bad on a island for me.

[Pinnacle]

Hey

There is nothing wrong with Martha - Great looking older lady - got more money than Paris - can cook - and smart...

I think one of her boobs weighs more than Paris.

I love Martha.

[fatboy97]

Glock Model 22 in 40 cal!

Although I think I prefer the 23 a little better.

[Srigs]

G22... at least it was a 40

[macphisto]

Nobody else got Walther, Model PPK in .380 auto? It's not a great cartridge, but it's a cool gun and I'm happy to be unique.

[Ironbear]

Nobody else got Walther, Model PPK in .380 auto? It's not a great cartridge, but it's a cool gun and I'm happy to be unique.

You had to have picked James Bond over Indiana Jones!

[plblark]

Take his experience quiz afterwards and read his analysis of the "right answers". It's a Glock with the Safe Action for the Win.

Best choice in gun type for Home Defense:
Pizza:Glock with Safe Action.
Me: Whatever you shoot well

Best choice of a handgun for a lady:
Pizza: Glock with Safe Action
Me: How's she going to carry it? what does she prefer? What does she shoot best?

I'd say the "quiz" is rigged. Not surprised given the source.

[meltedeyes]

Take his experience quiz afterwards and read his analysis of the "right answers". It's a Glock with the Safe Action for the Win.

Best choice in gun type for Home Defense:
Pizza:Glock with Safe Action.
Me: Whatever you shoot well

Best choice of a handgun for a lady:
Pizza: Glock with Safe Action
Me: How's she going to carry it? what does she prefer? What does she shoot best?

I'd say the "quiz" is rigged. Not surprised given the source.

Only one of my answers aligned with his, .45ACP best defense round, but I still 'Scored highly' and am to be sent his 30 papers or whatever. Or maybe scoring highly is really scoring poorly and since I'm an ignoramus I'm a perfect shill to hawk his classes too.

[4thfin]

Yep it is the Glock 22 for me as well. Kinda like a fortune teller in that it is the gun on my hip! Who knew?

fin

[gunshop guy]

I am a Glock 22 which is ammusing becaue I carry a Glock 23 at work.

[macphisto]

Nobody else got Walther, Model PPK in .380 auto? It's not a great cartridge, but it's a cool gun and I'm happy to be unique.

You had to have picked James Bond over Indiana Jones!

Yes, I did. Out of curiosity, I went back and took the quiz again giving the same answers on all questions except action hero. Still a PPK.

[Bullit]

H&K P7. That's not a sissy gun, is it?

[Npete7381]

I'm a Glock 22

[mmcnx2]

The test is crazy, most of the questions I would have answered neither or non of your darn business, guess that makes me a 1911. Set in my ways, reliable as possible, good looking to the right folks, and packs a punch.