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[rtk]

Strad, maybe that type 3 malfunction with the 36 was due to limp wrist.

After all, you did move to San Francisco.......[/quote]

Now that's funny, and we have almost made it to 17 pages

[Stradawhovious]

Strad, maybe that type 3 malfunction with the 36 was due to limp wrist.

I'm not sure how a FTE could be caused by SanFran style "Cup and Saucer" grip. Could you please enlighten me?

Fact is the first trigger pull was a type 3, the rest of the 250+ rounds I fed through it that day were aces. Go figure. Maybe I had some schmutz in the chamber that didn't want to let go of the brass, but I liken it more to Glocks horrible quality control and devious plan to take away our right to bear arms by literally blowing them off of all the gun owners in the world with their careful scheme of "controlled forced failure".

(that ought to be good for another page or two, let's see if we can't get this sucker to 20. )

[rtk]

Strad, maybe that type 3 malfunction with the 36 was due to limp wrist.

I'm not sure how a FTE could be caused by SanFran style "Cup and Saucer" grip. Could you please enlighten me?

Fact is the first trigger pull was a type 3, the rest of the 250+ rounds I fed through it that day were aces. Go figure. Maybe I had some schmutz in the chamber that didn't want to let go of the brass, but I liken it more to Glocks horrible quality control and devious plan to take away our right to bear arms by literally blowing them off of all the gun owners in the world with their careful scheme of "controlled forced failure".

(that ought to be good for another page or two, let's see if we can't get this sucker to 20. )

I will be the first to admit that I have had some episodes with my Glocks due to lilly livered wrist actions in the past. One happened at an IDPA match where the S.O. looked at me and said "That's funny.... I have never seen that happen before with Glock perfection ) The last time I had issues with a type 3 malfunction I do believe was caused by a booger or something under my extractor(I guess I need to quit picking my nose or clean my gun more often)

[sochr000]

since it has been a bit, and 17 pages isn't nearly enough for this epic of a discussion, here's something I saw on another forum and figured it was funny enough. Granted I'm a Glock owner, but it's still good.

1 In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was THE pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, "Thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain."

2 "And shouldst thou muck with it, and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm."

3 And as the ages passed men in their ignorance and arrogance didst forget the word of the Lord and began to profane the 1911. The tribe of the gamesman did place recoil spring guides and extended slide releases upon the 1911 and their metal smiths didst tighten the tolerances and alter parts to their liking, their clearness of mind being clouded by lust.

4 Their artisans did hang all manner of foul implements upon the 1911 and did so alter it that it became impractical to purchase. For lo, the artisans didst charge a great tax upon the purchasers of the 1911 so that the lowly field worker could not afford one. And the profaning of the internal parts didst render it unworkable when the dust of the land fell upon it.

5 And lo, they didst install adjustable sights, which are an abomination unto the Lord. For they doth break and lose their zero when thou dost need true aim. And those who have done so will be slain in great numbers by their enemies in the great battle. [a]

6 And it came to pass that the Lord didst see the abomination wrought by man and didst cause, as he had warned, fearful malfunctions to come upon the abominations and upon the artisans who thought they could do no wrong.

7 Seeing the malfunctions and the confusion of men, the lord of the underworld did see an opportunity to further ensnare man and didst bring forth pistols made of plastic, whose form was such that they looked and felt like a brick, yet the eyes of man being clouded, they were consumed by the plastic pistol and did buy vast quantities of them.

8 And being a deceitful spirit the lord of the underworld did make these plastic pistols unamenable to the artisans of earth and they were unable to muck much with the design, and lo these pistols did appear to function.

9 And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both cock and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe.

10 But man being stupid did not understand these new pistols and didst proceed to shoot themselves with the plastic pistol and with the trigger cocking pistols for lo their manual of arms required great intelligence which man had long since forsaken. Yet man continue to gloat over these new pistols blaming evil forces for the negligent discharges which they themselves had committed.

11 And when man had been totally ensnared with the plastic pistol, the lord of the underworld didst cause a plague of the terrible Ka-Boom to descend upon man and the plastic pistols delivered their retribution upon men. And there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the land.

12 Then seeing that the eyes of man were slowly being opened and that man was truly sorrowful for his sinful misdeeds, the Lord did send his messengers in the form of artisans who did hear and obey the teachings of the prophet and who didst restore the profaned 1911s to their proper configuration, and lo, to the amazement of men they didst begin to work as the prophet had intended.

13 And the men of the land didst drive out the charlatans and profaners from the land, and there was joy and peace in the land, except for the evil sprits which tried occasionally to prey on the men and women of the land and who were sent to the place of eternal damnation [b] by the followers of John.

a Several old manuscripts add the following text. "And they [also rendered as "these men"] didst chamber it for cartridges who's calibers startith with numbers less than the Holy Number 4. And lo the Lord did cause great grief amongst these men when their enemies who were struck in battle with these lesser numbers didst not fall but did continue to cause great harm."
b or Hell

[macphisto]

9 And the evil one also brought forth pistols in which the trigger didst both **** and fire them and which require a "dingus" to make them appear safe.

This is a family site. Watch the language! We say pee pee.

[sochr000]

see, Glock doesn't need a special step to "pee pee", it just does what it does and you can't show me otherwise! Even the site thinks that 1911s are evil, censoring a part of their operation. lol

[Stradawhovious]

Careful now, you can rooster a pistol, dick a pistol, twinkey a pistol, and wang a pistol, but around, you keep your cock to yourself.


Have we hit 18 pages yet?

[westberg]

No

[plblark]

hmmmm Glock talk vs cock talk ... one sounds dirty and the other you never clean ...

[rtk]

Have we hit 18 pages yet?

A 1911 is something you show your friends, A Glock is something you show your enemies.

Working on it Strad.

[westberg]

what was thread about again........

[rtk]

what was thread about again........

Beats me.

[plblark]

you guys are walking all over my witicism ...

[Rem700]

getting closer

[plblark]

CAN WE DO IT?!