by kowalzekc on Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:07 pm
Why should military and LE get a special price? Because it is one of a few jobs where we work in conditions running towards danger, deal with compleat @ssholes tO make your life better, all for the greater good of society and on a "great salery". Ask me how I know. And to quote a movie, this is what your boys in green sometimes come home to:
And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and ****' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the ****' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.
So I ask you this, what have you done to earn a special price??
Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called the Stig.