Congratulations to phorvick

[jerry45]

I'm sure all of you were aware at the latest promotion at The Carry Depot. That promotion, as you may recall from past publicity was "BUY ONE NEW HANDGUN AT A $20 MARKUP OVER WHOLESALE AND GET A SECOND HANDGUN FREE"! The promotion, which ended yesterday, was taken advantage of by our own phorvick! Please do not miss out next "Free Gun" promotion - all NFA, BATFE, NRA, BCA, DPS, USPS, UPS, IRS, CIA rules apply!

[ttousi]

Shouldn't this be in hammARs new humor section?

[phorvick]

Shouldn't this be in hammARs new humor section?

Except he was not kidding.

[onebohemian]

I'm not sure how I missed the advertising of this (or if this is supposed to be a joke), but darn it sounds like Phorvick got himself a great deal. Jerry, I would have taken you up on this as well.

[cobb]

Geez, and I figured Jerry was just teasing me when he said he had a present for me next time I stopped by. Was just up at Fargo a couple weeks ago and figured he was going to give a joke gift, was a little pressed for time and din't stop.

Now I'm afraid to ask what it even might have been.

[phorvick]

Geez, and I figured Jerry was just teasing me when he said he had a present for me next time I stopped by. Was just up at Fargo a couple weeks ago and figured he was going to give a joke gift, was a little pressed for time and din't stop.

Now I'm afraid to ask what it even might have been.

My advice, for what it is worth, is if Jerry says he has something for you, that it is best to stop in ASAP

As I have said many times...Jerry is indeed one of the good...very good..guys. There are some like him around, but few and very far between.

[cobb]

My advice, for what it is worth, is if Jerry says he has something for you, that it is best to stop in ASAP

Now you are making me feel real bad............

[ttousi]

[Srigs]

Shouldn't this be in hammARs new humor section?

Except he was not kidding.

Congrats phorvick!

All of us must have been sleeping on the job.

[JFettig]

I think one of the requirements for this giveaway was that you had to have boughten at least 50 guns from him first


Jon

[GregM]

Well done, phorvick!

[jerry45]

I think one of the requirements for this giveaway was that you had to have boughten at least 50 guns from him first


Jon

Jon, I resent you making me look like a capitalist pig! The requirement is only 48 guns!

[Old Dude]

I think one of the requirements for this giveaway was that you had to have boughten at least 50 guns from him first


Jon

Jon, I resent you making me look like a capitalist pig! The requirement is only 48 guns!

That means I'm only 47 away. That will soon be 46.

[JFettig]

buy 49 guns and the 50th is free!

Do you have a punch card?

[jerry45]

I used to have punch cards, but people complained that they were so easy to lose. Thus, I went to a permanent tattoo on the recipients gluteus maximus. Not exactly a fun job for me but the screaming only lasts for a few minutes.