Creative ways to fund the sickness

[illbits]

I can never seem to make enough extra money to finance all the firearms that I absolutely need to have. So with that said what are some of the creative ways you guys and gals have come up with to fund your firearms addictios? I'm thinkin about selling a kidney or a lung maybe. Any other ideas would be greatly appreciated though!

[hammAR]

Save the kidney and lung.............
talk to some PMCs, PSCs, or Risk Consultancy Firms....
$200k tax free.....

[illbits]

I was thinking more like a paper route bro. HAHAHA! I suppose I could look for one in Helmand Province though!

[1911fan]

WHen I got married, I started a policy of a man account. Every pay check gets a little bit, like 5% which goes to buying the wife presents, me presents, beer's with the boys, etc. that way, my fun stuff never hampers the families finances.

[Holland&Holland]

2 words... Cabela's points...

[illbits]

2 words... Cabela's points...

If I could put my mortgage on my Cabelas card (which I don't think I can) it would finance 1 small purchase a year but I need a couple guns a month at least! Cabelas points just don't cut the mustard!

[LarryFlew]

Poker for me.

[bensdad]

2 words... Cabela's points...

If I could put my mortgage on my Cabelas card (which I don't think I can) it would finance 1 small purchase a year but I need a couple guns a month at least! Cabelas points just don't cut the mustard!

You're creating an arsenal. Somebody call the press!

[hammAR]

I was thinking more like a paper route bro.

I know where there is a Detroit News route available......but you might be better off in A'stan.....

[RobD]

I can never seem to make enough extra money to finance all the firearms that I absolutely need to have. So with that said what are some of the creative ways you guys and gals have come up with to fund your firearms addictios? I'm thinkin about selling a kidney or a lung maybe. Any other ideas would be greatly appreciated though!

You could buy the rights to news articles, then make every option available to copy and distribute the articles, search the internet for those articles, and SUE the website that a user posted the article to....

[Demogorgon]

WHen I got married, I started a policy of a man account. Every pay check gets a little bit, like 5% which goes to buying the wife presents, me presents, beer's with the boys, etc. that way, my fun stuff never hampers the families finances.

This is brilliant!

I was going to recommend selling your plasma.

[illbits]

I can never seem to make enough extra money to finance all the firearms that I absolutely need to have. So with that said what are some of the creative ways you guys and gals have come up with to fund your firearms addictios? I'm thinkin about selling a kidney or a lung maybe. Any other ideas would be greatly appreciated though!

You could buy the rights to news articles, then make every option available to copy and distribute the articles, search the internet for those articles, and SUE the website that a user posted the article to....

Lol! I could but then I would be no better then scum of the earth. Plus you could get shot in the face doing dumb •••• like that!!! I'll take my chances with the Helmand Province paper route!

[illbits]

WHen I got married, I started a policy of a man account. Every pay check gets a little bit, like 5% which goes to buying the wife presents, me presents, beer's with the boys, etc. that way, my fun stuff never hampers the families finances.

This is brilliant!

I was going to recommend selling your plasma.

Sounds good to me, last week I set up 4 bank accounts for a few hundred gun bucks. I'll bet you selling blood is far less painless then that (no really, I will bet you).

[mitchx3]

Get a small business that lets you write off firearm purchases?

[illbits]

Get a small business that lets you write off firearm purchases?

Check! Next I need an ffl but as a Minneapolis resident I can't acquire a home based ffl. Thoughs on an affordable place to base an ffl would also be appreciated!