So… yuppiejr posts up in the deals section a pro tip about a tricked out ruger 10/22 at the blane gander mountain. Now, I’ve never been a huge fan of gander, as many here are in the same boat. Their prices are absolutely insane ($449 for a gun that retails for $189.95??? REALLY???), their staff are typically rude, customer service questionable etc etc… we’ve all heard the horror stories. However, I’ve sold off all my 10/22’s lately to fund other stuff and I felt that it was time to correct this issue. It’s worth a drive to check it out anyways…
Now, to be fair (and I’m a big fan of fair… and of supplying a generous amount of rope…) I decided to give gander a shot to change my mind. Also to be fair, I’ve never actually tried to purchase a firearm in gander. Prices are always too high. So I go in, mill about the store looking at the used gun racks – time to get down with the get down and see what all the fuss is about.
There are three people working at the counter. Two standing on the opposite end, talking with each other (must have been a pretty important conversation to leave me and another guy wandering in the shop…) and the third guy at the counter showing a suburban housewife assault rifles. I KNEW that I was in for some entertainment when I heard this snippet of conversation:
Housewife: so, what’s the biggest difference between the AK and the AR rifles?
Sales clerk: well, mainly the cost of ammo. The AR rounds are on sale and are quite a bit cheaper than the AK stuff right now… it is after all, a smaller bullet so it’s cheaper.
So at this point I am assured that the staff is both professional and knowledgeable. I locate the rifle – absolutely mint thumbhole target stock, butler creek heavy barrel which looks like it’s got about 10 rounds on it. Built on a 10/22 receiver – now the receiver has obviously been shot quite a bit on something else. It’s used, but not abused – just not original to the build. Stock trigger group. Rail across the top with a cheap BSA 22 special scope. The glass ain’t spectacular, but it’s a pretty nice rig. Price marked was $299. Not a complete steal, but not insulting with the condition of the upgrades.
Now, if the glass was just a little nicer, or it had a trigger upgrade, I would have walked with it no questions asked. But, there are a couple factors in play here:
1. I hate cheap scopes. I want to upgrade at some point so I’m looking at an extra expense. Also, the scope as mounted is slightly crooked. Hold that thought, it gets HILARIOUS later….
2. I’m a tight bastard. And while my experiences at Cabelas have not been 100% positive, I’ve also NEVER paid asking price on a used gun there – or most other places for that matter. At the VERY least, if the tag says $400, I’ll use the line “give it to me for four out the door and we got a deal…” Now, we all know what gun shops pay for use guns. It’s 40-60% of book. That 7-8% reduction to eat the sales tax typically takes up a pretty small amount of the margin involved. And hey – not only did you make a sale, you made someone feel GOOD about the sale. Happy customers are return customers. I’m sure a few people here will have a few words to say about this one, don’t worry – I wore the flame retardant suit to work today.
3. I’ve now been standing in the store for a good 15-20 minutes without anyone approaching me. I’m getting rather pissed. You’re now wasting my time. I am a VERY busy person these days – 15 minutes of my day IS a big deal to me. I’ve now driven 25 minutes out of my way just to set foot in the store. Now I’m getting ticked… especially when there’s two other clerks discussion whatever the hell that’s more important than doing their job.
To get on with this train wreck of a story, at this point a clerk comes up and asked me if I need help. I said i would like to look at the ruger. He unlocks it, and I check it out. Stock trigger etc etc… so he starts chatting up the rifle. Yup, nice stock on that there. Yup, nice gun, nice gun. I said yeah, but I think the scopes a little crooked. He said “no, that scope isn’t crooked at all. It must just be the way you’re looking at it…” and got really rude about it.
Ok now dude – I’ve been around guns since I was 6. I’ve set a hundred pieces of glass and I’ve build enough rifles in my day to friggin know if a scope is crooked or not. Don’t talk to me like I’m 5 years old.
I said – well… I’d probably just upgrade the glass anyways. He retorts all snotty – “on a .22??? why would you bother?” yeah, beacause why WOULD you want something nicer than a $30 fixed power scope on a $400 rifle with a target barrel? Lock me up – I must have just escaped from the looney bin for sure dude!!!!
And it goes on and on with the back talking bull crap. So I bust out my line – “tell you what, if I can get it for three out the door you got a deal”. And as if on cue like a line out of the pimply faced teenager on the Simpsons, “I’ll have to ask my manager…”
So now the MANAGER comes over and gets involved. He looks at the computer for a bit and says you know, we really can’t budge on this one. “it’s only been in the store for 10 days”… yeah, so? And that’s when the conversation started to go downhill… to paraphrase:
Manager: we can’t lower the price, but if you want to open a gander mountain charge card I can give you 5% off
Me: well, i don’t want another credit card. How about just $15 off the price then?
Manager: I can’t lower the price.
Me: but you just offered me 5% off, ok whatever. How about $15 in ammo? (which, at their prices is like $8 worth of ammo…)
Manager: no, I can’t do that either. You know, this is a good gun, it’s a solid gun – high quality. It comes with a clip and everything!!! I can’t lower the price because this gun will sell. It’s only been here 10 days and I know someone will buy this gun.
me: how do you know it's quality? it's obviously a build. do you warranty used guns if i have a problem?
manager: oh yeah - we have a GUNSMITH who works here (all snotty and pushy about it...)
Me (so pissed I almost can’t see straight…): OK, fine. but we’re talking about $21 here. I realize that isn’t a whole lot of money, but you can’t give me this for $300 out the door so that I can at least feel GOOD about my purchase here today?
Manager: no sir, I’m sorry but this gun will sell. I can’t lower the price.
Me: I’ll think about it (and just walked away…)
So – what this douche nozzle essentially said to me is that instead of makinga sale and sending someone out the door feeling GOOD about his purchase and that he was treated well and fairly by the retailer, he would rather ARGUE with a customer in front of the clerks, REPEATEDLY PISS OFF said customer, and NOT sell a gun that day - over $21.
Now, those of you who know me, know that I’m not the kind of person who goes looking for trouble, or who likes to argue for the sake of arguing. All I wanted was to feel good about buying something in a gander for once. I realize that $20 is a pretty paltry sum to get so bent out of shape about, but it was the principle of the thing. Ther are a lot of gun shops in the area that I deal with – lots of them have pissed me off at one point in time. All but one of them have made it right. I now get to add another name to the list of stores never to buy anything in. ever.
Great job gander. I really hope you enjoy that extra $21 that someone else gives you after putting up with your bull ****. my time and temper just isn't worth wasting in your establishment ever again.
you lost an opportunity to send someone out in to the world with a POSITIVE story about your store. again...