Midwest Brewing Supplies "Target Practice Kegs"

[Pat]

A true gentleman does not shoot his beer; he heaves it...

[BRIT_in_the_weeds]

Alright then!! Sit up straight and pay attention!!!

If 5 liters of beer are going South on a train at 32 miles per hour towards East Wankershire, and a Brit is hiding in the weeds 2 miles down the track, assuming a 100% conversion of beer to pee, how big a whizz will the Brit (now out of the weeds and on the train) cut before he reaches East Wankershire??

Now then, 5 liters converts to 169.09 fluid ounces, which at 16 fluid ounces per pint, equals 10.57 pints. However, East Wankershire and the Brit are in England, where a pint is TWENTY fluid ounces, so the result is actually 8.45 British Pints, which is about typical for a Brit in a pub on Friday...

Zero
After leaving the weeds, stopped by a house and peed on the designated settee, then caught the train.