Who likes bacon????

[tt3]

Chocolate covered bacon

Now that's just crazy talk right there......


I want some.

It was a little bit of heaven on that crowded crabby kid hot broken down bus day.

[hammAR]

Following discussions with Holland&Holland and mutual agreement, I have removed this post..............

[Holland&Holland]

I have edited this post from its original as HammAR and I discussed and resolved our differences over the posting. Thank you HammAR.

[MrVvrroomm]

I like eggs.

[Q_Continuum]

That reminds me, I need to get crackin on the proper recipe for BACON VODKA.

YES...VODKA INFUSED WITH THE FLAVOR OF BACON.

[princewally]

That reminds me, I need to get crackin on the proper recipe for BACON VODKA.

YES...VODKA INFUSED WITH THE FLAVOR OF BACON.

2 tablespoons of baconsalt per liter? Let it sit for 2 weeks?

[tt3]

I can't wait for tomorrow morning. I'm gonna eat like a pig... wait, I'm gonna eat a pig!

[hammAR]

For the record, I take particular offense to short bus jokes. At this time I am containing myself from hurling comments about the lack of decency of people who would use such an item as humor. You might as well have insulted my mother. Please remove.

For the record, this was not a personal attack on or towards anyone on this board, thus I will not remove it. If you have a personal reason for being offended, I would gladly continue a dialogue via PM, email, or personal meeting...entirely your choice. If you had sent me a PM we could have discussed, but you wanted to make it a public issue........So I will not get into a pissing contest over this but FYI most things that I post are offensive to someone somewhere in the world, but if we are going to be overly sensitive about everything that anyone says about every subject, then there is no further need for this or any another board. I have not seen you come to my, or others, defense when the railing, disparaging comments, derogatory remarks, and fun poking commences on just about every thread. In fact, I recently stepped over the line when I made a comment that included Justaguys wife......yes, I stepped over the line, because I do not know her and should have left her out of the "conversation", he PM'd me and we discussed, I agreed and I removed same. Alternately, occasionally you will see threads that involve Dawn (what's his names wife) which is all taken in stride and she gives it back (just not on the net), because we all know each other and all participate. So based on that should the rule be that you can not talk about peoples wives, that you can not tell married and wife jokes, etc...........in summary, is showing a lack of decency or is that we can no longer talk about or use in humorous referrals anything about Joel, religion, blacks, nazis, cops, immigrants, pork, plastic guns vs 1911, 9mm vs 45, military, the Constitution, unamerican organizations, BO, Democraps, etc, etc, etc,.......................BS.

IF any Moderator can find my post offensive by the Rules, they can remove it......but I Sir will not.........

[Holland&Holland]

For the record, I take particular offense to short bus jokes. At this time I am containing myself from hurling comments about the lack of decency of people who would use such an item as humor. You might as well have insulted my mother. Please remove.

For the record, this was not a personal attack on or towards anyone on this board, thus I will not remove it. If you have a personal reason for being offended, I would gladly continue a dialogue via PM, email, or personal meeting...entirely your choice. If you had sent me a PM we could have discussed, but you wanted to make it a public issue........So I will not get into a pissing contest over this but FYI most things that I post are offensive to someone somewhere in the world, but if we are going to be overly sensitive about everything that anyone says about every subject, then there is no further need for this or any another board. I have not seen you come to my, or others, defense when the railing, disparaging comments, derogatory remarks, and fun poking commences on just about every thread. In fact, I recently stepped over the line when I made a comment that included Justaguys wife......yes, I stepped over the line, because I do not know her and should have left her out of the "conversation", he PM'd me and we discussed, I agreed and I removed same. Alternately, occasionally you will see threads that involve Dawn (what's his names wife) which is all taken in stride and she gives it back (just not on the net), because we all know each other and all participate. So based on that should the rule be that you can not talk about peoples wives, that you can not tell married and wife jokes, etc...........in summary, we can not talk about or use in humorous referrals anything about Joel, religion, blacks, nazis, cops, immigrants, pork, plastic guns vs 1911, 9mm vs 45, military, the Constitution, unamerican organizations, BO, Democraps, etc, etc, etc,.......................

IF any Moderator can find my post offensive by the Rules, they can remove it......but I Sir will not.........

I was not trying to get into any sort of "pissing contest". I was offended and stated so. You are correct. PM is likely the best method for this discussion. PM to follow.

[hammAR]

Thank you...............

[Grandpa Rex]

AhHHHHHHHHHHHHHh, Bacon... Food of the Gods!

And I love to worship...

[Holland&Holland]

Perhaps I reacted a bit strongly to a previous posting in this thread. HammAR and I discussed the situation offline and I do appologize to him if my comments implied a lack of moral or ethical standards on his behalf in this post. In fact I found HammAR to be quite understanding and honorable in our exchange. Thank you HammAR.

[1911fan]

Drats. I was hoping for a duel at breakfast.

[hammAR]

Drats. I was hoping for a duel at breakfast.

The only duels that occur will be shots of Patron...................

[Seismic Sam]

Well, seeing as HammAR has totally wimped out on this situation, I should tell you that I am the Official Village Idiot for mnguntalk, and I fell off of a SHORT TURNIP TRUCK sometime back in 1949 when it went though Afton!!! I mean GEEEZ!!!! you can take pride in yourself even if you are a complete asshat with the brains of a woodtick!! As sterling examples, let me point out Tim "Slow Roll" Pawlenty, ScottassisstanttothegovernorWiggins, and Mike "The end is nigh, there will be a period of travail, gnashing of teeth, and rending of garments, but I hope to hell they shred enough stuff to keep my ass out of the ringer" Campion.

And if you want to bring my momma into this, she was an abusive bitch who bought me from my birth mother in a back alley off the record adoption, and started in on me when I was three days old. You can say any damn thing you want about her, and if you're good enough in cursing her memory I'll buy you a beer.