Well Sam, seing as your avatar is a gorilla to begin with, you might as well go all the way to the very outer fringe of the dark side and become the 800 pound gorilla in the room. It's nice being the 800 pound gorilla.... you can sit anywhere you want.... The EFFEN Gopher - Stand-Up Frank's - Valleyfair on the 4th of July....
And as shooting legend Elmer Keith once said, the only reason I carry a 45 is because they don't make a 50!!
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