Get your own SWAT van!

[Grandpa Rex]

You are bidding on a 1981 Chevrolet Swat Van with 10754 actual miles. It has a 350 v8 engine and aluminum body. It has 4 batteries plus a 4000 watt power inverter, super heavy alternator and a Honda EV 4000 generator with 261 hours. The chassis has 6xx house on it. There is a Sun Chaser roof top cooling and heating unit. it is complete with a video recording unit, microphone and pa system multiple cb's a police scanner intercom , phone system, rv connector, tables desk, stereo, TV, various antennae's roll up maps, white boards, chairs, fire extinguisher, high intensity flood lights on all sides,strobes,flashers, a rear dressing room with more storage, new spare, hand spot lights. GFI outlets, speakers and much more. This truck has been kept indoors so there is no rust either. This would make a great RV, fishhouse, mobile office, or party vehicle. this vehicle has a low reserve. buyers to pay plates, tabs and title fees.

http://www.k-bid.com/Current.htm Bidding ends Feb. 16!

Holy cow...all you need is this van and a cary badge and you are all set...

[DeanC]

Better link: http://www.k-bid.com/cgi-bin/mnlist.cgi?klosteria183/1

Maybe I should trade in my van for that one. I already have the in-house fire team.

[westberg]

This forum needs this van at times..........

[genorion]

if i only had a place for it.

[JoeH]

This forum needs this van at times..........

It's a SWAT van, not a paddywagon.

[DeanC]

This forum needs this van at times..........

No, it needs this one:

[rtk]

hmmmm....I know that van and I also know that it was used very little and that it was well cared for.

RTK

[Grandpa Rex]

This would be great for Friday nights at the campground...The wife and I get off work, drive up north, get to the campsite after dark, and fire up 4000 watts of 360 degree light to set up by!


If anyone complains, I just whip out my tactical weenie roasting stick!

[JoeH]

You could use it to film an 80's SWAT porno!

[rtk]

You could use it to film an 80's SWAT porno!

Why am I not surprised that came out of you!

[Pat Cannon]

You could use it to film an 80's SWAT porno!

Gosh, I wonder what the title of that would be?

[gman1868]

I wonder where it's located?

[Grandpa Rex]

Van located in Maplewood (NE Metro)

[Grandpa Rex]

You could use it to film an 80's SWAT porno!

Gosh, I wonder what the title of that would be?

To give it just 30 second's thought...

Cuff ‘Em and Stuff ‘Em
SWAT this officer!
Special Weapons and Tail
Is that Your Nightstick or are you Happy to See me?

[Pat Cannon]

Gosh, I wonder what the title of that would be?

To give it just 30 second's thought...

Cuff ‘Em and Stuff ‘Em
SWAT this officer!
Special Weapons and Tail
Is that Your Nightstick or are you Happy to See me?

Those are all excellent, but I was assuming it'd be something along the lines of "Tactical Weapons And Tactics"...
...OK now I had to Google that, and of course it's been done, well actually it's in a fine film still in production by Dude Studios.

Previously known as 'Saving Ryan's Privates: The Definitive Edition' (Working Title)
Dude Studios UK's 9th Production

Ryan Skiddy is a lazy, undependable agent for T.W.A.T. (Tactical Weapons And Tactics) who has somehow earned a respectable reputation despite having never actually solved a case.

So I guess I'll get sued if I paint that on the van. I'm canceling my bid.