meltedeyes wrote:Nope, nothing wrong with wines, it's beer you can see through that I have issues with.
Whatever you guys have to tell yourselves to be able to sleep at night is ok with me.
meltedeyes wrote:Nope, nothing wrong with wines, it's beer you can see through that I have issues with.
princewally wrote:meltedeyes wrote:
And to keep on topic, i sold all my guns to build my home brewery.
Like admitting that will keep the ATF off of your back. Alcohol will be banned, too. It causes car accidents and domestic abuse.
meltedeyes wrote:
They tried that once...didn't work so well.
justaguy wrote:Actually I was thinking about the Charlie Daniels song “Uneasy Rider”. But I had to improvise because my memory failed me yet again.
before he could move I grabbed me a chair
And said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a thoroughly dangerous man!"
"You may not know it but this man is a spy.
He's a undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!"
He was still bent over holdin on to his knee
But everybody else was looking and listening to me
And I laid it on thicker and heavier as I went
I said, "Would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars.
And he voted for George McGovern for President."
"Well, he's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."
"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"
They all started lookin real suspicious at him
And he jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim!
You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!"
"I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.
And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!"
Ironbear wrote:Sorry. I won't be able to make it. I've got my scuba gear prepped and have a dive planned for that day....someone1980 wrote:Anyone else want to have a pontoon party? Bring all your firearms, and we will have one big accident together. With witnesses.
plblark wrote:justaguy wrote:Actually I was thinking about the Charlie Daniels song “Uneasy Rider”. But I had to improvise because my memory failed me yet again.
Thanks for reminding me. That was on my playlist but I love that song.before he could move I grabbed me a chair
And said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a thoroughly dangerous man!"
"You may not know it but this man is a spy.
He's a undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!"
He was still bent over holdin on to his knee
But everybody else was looking and listening to me
And I laid it on thicker and heavier as I went
I said, "Would you believe this man has gone as far
As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars.
And he voted for George McGovern for President."
"Well, he's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags!
I betchya he's even got a commie flag
tacked up on the wall inside of his garage."
"He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys.
He may look dumb but that's just a disguise,
He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage"
They all started lookin real suspicious at him
And he jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim!
You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!"
"I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch
And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church.
And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!"
justaguy wrote:Ya that one but I couldn’t remember all that so you got my short improved version.
Seismic Sam wrote:Just a checking question here, but is it everyone's considered opinion that Obama is going to kick John McCain's pasty white rump (or head, for that matter), or are we talking about the liberal backlash in general as a result of GW's bumbling and Cheny's poor marksmanship??
justaguy wrote:You two want to knock off the bull****. This thread is about guys that like wine, guys that sit down when they piss, Charley Daniels, scuba diving, nail guns, and trannys. Not Obama and that other guy.
Seismic Sam wrote:Says you, Mr. 4' 5" and 357 lbs!!! Hey, I just heard Gander Mountain has a sale on size 62 double extra squat fishing vests!!
Pat Cannon wrote:justaguy wrote:You two want to knock off the bull****. This thread is about guys that like wine, guys that sit down when they piss, Charley Daniels, scuba diving, nail guns, and trannys. Not Obama and that other guy.
Well of course when I say "skeletons coming out" I mean things like "Obama sits down to pee" and "McCain has a nail in his head."
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