Man accidentally shoots himself in the groin.

View · by **Thunder71** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:04 pm

http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/region_so ... f-in-penis

CHANDLER, AZ - Chandler police say a 27-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the groin outside a grocery store Tuesday night.

It happened in the parking lot of the Fry's Food Store at Elliot and Alma School roads.

According to the police report, the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when the gun accidentally fired.

View · by **Snowgun** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:12 pm

Thunder71 wrote::shock:

http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/region_so ... f-in-penis

CHANDLER, AZ - Chandler police say a 27-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the groin outside a grocery store Tuesday night.

It happened in the parking lot of the Fry's Food Store at Elliot and Alma School roads.

According to the police report, the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when the gun accidentally fired.

What's worse...That he shot himself in the junk, or that he did it with his girlfriend's pink gun?

View · by **hammAR** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:21 pm

Snowgun wrote:What's worse...That he shot himself in the junk, or that he did it with his girlfriend's pink gun?

Anyone that stupid doesn't deserve to reproduce........+1 girlfriend's pink gun......

View · by **Geezer43** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:22 pm

It won't be long now!

View · by **traveler** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:25 pm

Who was his instructor … oh, wait, it was Arizona!!!

Mexican carry? Pink firearm? I'm conflicted and confused.

View · by **Thunder71** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:26 pm

I'll admit, having a vagina for a few days would be pretty fun - you wouldn't see me for like 72 hours straight.

But I'd want my package back after that - this poor sap, I don't know what they are going to be able to do.

View · by **tman** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:04 pm

Thunder71 wrote:I'll admit, having a vagina for a few days would be pretty fun -

Dude, you said that OUT LOUD.

View · by **Thunder71** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:29 pm

tman wrote:
Thunder71 wrote:I'll admit, having a vagina for a few days would be pretty fun -

Dude, you said that OUT LOUD.

I typed it quietly, didn't think anyone would hear it.

View · by **hammAR** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:32 pm

Thunder71 wrote:
tman wrote:
Thunder71 wrote:I'll admit, having a vagina for a few days would be pretty fun -

Dude, you said that OUT LOUD.

I typed it quietly, didn't think anyone would hear it.

It has now been read and recorded by 237,942 people in Washington DC, half of India, and all of China.............. :shock:

View · by **xd ED** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:35 pm

Clearly, this is the rare case when carrying a weenie caliber works to an advantage.
But it raises the philosophical question as to whether a guy would fell better about himself had he been packing more manly hardware.

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View · by **Tommy Gun** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:31 pm

Firearm safety rule #5: Don't point a firearm at your own package.

View · by **Spike** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:50 pm

Maybe he can use some Truck Nuts? :twisted:

View · by **Dave Pendleton** on Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:56 pm

pink pistol

Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

View · by **White Horseradish** on Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:04 am

Now, did his girlfriend's hand accidentally happen to be on the accidental gun accidentally pointed to his crotch when it accidentally fired?

View · by **mnmike59** on Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:35 am

tman wrote:
Thunder71 wrote:I'll admit, having a vagina for a few days would be pretty fun -

Dude, you said that OUT LOUD.

He did, and clout points will be removed from him. I mean, WOW

*edit to say "REMOVED"*