by Heffay on Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:07 pm
So I hurr hurr hurr was eating dinner at Mannys, in the hurr hurr hurr private room designated for the hurr hurr hurr worthy, when this redneck came in with his hurr hurr hurr potbelly, Wrangler jeans and hurr hurr hurr moustache worn in a NON-ironical way. Imagine the distaste it put into my mouth as I tried to enjoy my hurr hurr hurr t-bone steak! I could tell by his hurr hurr hurr yellowed TEETH (the ones he had remaining at least) that he was one of those distasteful hurr hurr hurr smokers. Don't they have places for people like that? Some out of the way hurr hurr hurr "family" restaurant like Applebees?
I couldn't HELP but hurr hurr hurr overhear his order. A sirloin... WELL DONE! HURR HURR HURR! Well I NEVER! I called the hurr hurr hurr manager over to ask him to REMOVE this distasteful individual before he hurr hurr hurr RUINED what was left of my meal. Needless to say, he was hurr hurr hurr RAPIDLY evicted, and then proceeded to raise a hurr hurr hurr STINK about rights and equality. As IF he's equal to us! It would be hurr hurr hurr amusing if it were true, am I correct?
Allow me to replace my monocle.
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