well, instead of using the internet for a USEFUL purpose - like helping you out - i'm going to join in on the **** you bandwagon and hopefully i'll be just another negative, unhelpful, pissy pants internet blowhard who layers on line after line of stupid ******** which IMPEDES your request rather than adds anything USEFUL to your endeavor until the asshattery finally makes you give up without doing anything cool or productive in the first place.
1. your request is stupid.
2. no one would help you
3. no one cares
4. you suck
5. i didn't think of it first so it's a dumb idea
6. I would never do it, so therefore NO ONE ever should
7. i'm smarter than you
8. **** off
i believe my work here is done - boners.