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Re: I've been told.................

Postby tt3 on Sat May 31, 2008 3:26 pm

phorvick wrote:I am sorry to report that there is no solution. Your wife is correct.

Please put all guns into a suitable case and I shall pick them up personally to avoid further marital difficulties. It is the least I can do.


In the brewing advice forums I am a member of, that is that standard. The batch needs extensive testing. Keg it immediately and I will pick it up tomorrow. Its ruined, send it all to me for proper disposal. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I've been told.................

Postby Lady Glock on Sat May 31, 2008 3:53 pm

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Re: I've been told.................

Postby JohninMinnesota on Sat May 31, 2008 4:22 pm

Mo_the_Mouse wrote:Buy it for HER. Then you get to shoot it.


Yes - you'll get quite a collection after a while... you know how bad we men are at making choices for our Women... just like all the bras and pant... ahh... never mind :o :shock:
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Re: I've been told.................

Postby BRIT_in_the_weeds on Sat May 31, 2008 5:08 pm

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the pics all have the look of Oleg Volk 8-)


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Re: I've been told.................

Postby DeanC on Sat May 31, 2008 6:00 pm

Well, if she's pregnant, there is absolutely nothing you can do correctly. Even if you do it exactly the way she wants, you will have not done it with the correct attitude
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Re: I've been told.................

Postby chunkstyle on Sat May 31, 2008 6:27 pm

[quote="BRIT_in_the_weeds"]Correct me if I'm wrong, but the pics all have the look of Oleg Volk 8-)


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Re: I've been told.................

Postby Stradawhovious on Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:09 pm

phorvick wrote:I am sorry to report that there is no solution. Your wife is correct.

Please put all guns into a suitable case and I shall pick them up personally to avoid further marital difficulties. It is the least I can do.



How did I know there would a post or two like this?!? :roll: :twisted:
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Re: I've been told.................

Postby plblark on Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:55 pm

we give and give and give and you get all suspicious on us ... ;-)
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Re: I've been told.................

Postby Seismic Sam on Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:30 am

Sorry to get in late on the "my lower half" pile, but if your junk is talking back to you, you probably should look into some counseling and get yourself on some Thorazine pronto!!!

As far as offering actual help, there is none to be had, unless some scumbag actually jumps her so she knows what you're talking about, and that's not something that you would ever wish for. If you talk real nice to srigs, he might be able to make you a REALLY FRILLY holster that looks like a throw pillow, and then you could claim that you were compromising with her.

Hey srigs, you got some fabric in a nice spring lavendar shade??
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Re: I've been told.................

Postby Stradawhovious on Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:37 am

Thanks for all the advice everyone! (everyone except Plbark that is.... :ugeek: ) I guess that all it's really going to take is some mild brainwashing (break out the spot light!) and some coaxing. After showing her the videos that Pat took of the steel shoot her exact quote was "That looks like fun" so there is some hope here afterall! :D
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Re: I've been told.................

Postby BRIT_in_the_weeds on Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:00 pm

Stradawhovious wrote:Thanks for all the advice everyone! (everyone except Plbark that is.... :ugeek: ) I guess that all it's really going to take is some mild brainwashing (break out the spot light!) and some coaxing. After showing her the videos that Pat took of the steel shoot her exact quote was "That looks like fun" so there is some hope here afterall! :D


Quite the response..........

1. Best thing PLBlark has done, was bring a Norgie full of coffee to the first steel shoot of the year..........THANKS PAUL....LOVE YOU MAN.
2. Brainwashing.........NAH................"oh no, not the gravy"
3. The steel shoots are fun................and wives ARE INVITED.......... 8-) China, I don't care what HammAR says, you're the best.
4. Sam.....the only thing frilly, are knickers, and TTousi has them on his head :shock:
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Re: I've been told.................

Postby plblark on Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:29 pm

Stradawhovious wrote: After showing her the videos that Pat took of the steel shoot her exact quote was "That looks like fun" so there is some hope here afterall! :D



BRING HER! It's addictive, there's a bunch of reasonable, rational, people there who just happen to carry.
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Re: I've been told.................

Postby Stradawhovious on Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:26 pm

plblark wrote:
Stradawhovious wrote: After showing her the videos that Pat took of the steel shoot her exact quote was "That looks like fun" so there is some hope here afterall! :D



BRING HER! It's addictive, there's a bunch of reasonable, rational, people there who just happen to carry.



I would love to get her out there, just have to get over my performance anxiety and find a sitter...........
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Re: I've been told.................

Postby hammAR on Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:31 pm

TTOUSI says,
"YEA RIGHT........AND THE FRENCH WILL WIN A WAR TOO!"

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Re: I've been told.................

Postby Stradawhovious on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:20 pm

hammAR wrote:TTOUSI says,
"YEA RIGHT........AND THE FRENCH WILL WIN A WAR TOO!"

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They did win a war monkey boy....... Remember the French revolution? :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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