Well, that settles it. Now that Joe Biden has authorized me

[PaperPuncher]

to use a 12 ga for home protection, I can safely use that in court as a defense. And since he has said it dozens of times to dozens of TV cameras now, I have ample proof that he told me to use one.

And Lord knows, I pity the inspectors and coroners that come to medically inspect the scene...if you haven't ever seen a body shot by a 12 ga close up, pray you don't have to. Its NOT pretty.

But, I have my defense all lined up now. Thanks Joe!

[Snakeman721]

Ah, but you don't have to shoot the perps, just a couple of blasts in the air to scare them off....according to Joe.

[yonse]

I was always told that you should fire warning shots into the ground since when you shoot in the air there's a chance that someone will be hit when the bullets come back down. But maybe now we have a Joe Biden told me so defense if an innocent person gets hit should we fire warning shots in the air.

[LePetomane]

We need protection from the idiots who elected Joe Biden and BHO.

Joe Biden has Secret Service protection until 2016.

[PaperPuncher]

One has to wonder, outloud, the last time Mr Biden was in a situation that called for the display and subsequent firing of a 12 gauge, was? Do you suppose "Never" would be the correct answer?

[LePetomane]

One has to wonder, outloud, the last time Mr Biden was in a situation that called for the display and subsequent firing of a 12 gauge, was? Do you suppose "Never" would be the correct answer?

Of course.

[PaperPuncher]

I would LOVE to be in one of those situations where you submit your question ahead of time for the President or VP...and then to throw them a curve and to lambast them with that question, specifically: " Mr. Vice President, could you tell the Nation how many times you have had to use your 12 guage shotgun in self defense, and sir, can we see the police records of that incident?"

Wouldnt that be a hoot to see the look on his face as he knew his bullsh*t carrying sailboat was sinking in the harbor, on national TV???

[MXGreg]

Way ahead of you, Joe! But is it ok if it only has one barrel?

[LePetomane]

Joe Biden is a first class BS artist.

[Evad]

Ah, but you don't have to shoot the perps, just a couple of blasts in the air to scare them off....according to Joe.

I almost want to blast off two shots and tell the police "I didn't see them but people were near and I scared them off like the VP said to".

[bothwell]

I actually feel for Joe. I mean, he seems like the kind of guy who might have gotten lucky in a Monza. And who can argue with that?

[Mn01r6]

there was actually a campaign to raise money to buy him a vintage trans am. It was called "Give Joe the bird" and had wonderfully photoshopped pictures to raise awareness.

In all, he is a much bigger tool than Jessie ever was as Governor. I honestly don't know how he gets let off the hook for 90% of what he says.

[LePetomane]

I honestly don't know how he gets let off the hook for 90% of what he says.

Because he is a democrat.

[mc762x54R]

if you put a vertical grip on a double barrel shotgun, does that make it an "assault weapon" ????

[2in2out]

if you put a vertical grip on a double barrel shotgun, does that make it an "assault weapon" ????

Absolutely! And, don't even THINK about using a black stock. Only military and police need a black stock.