Well, I went down and got my Lyman #3 Pistol manual, and it lists for an 85 grain jacketed bullet an OAL of "point1160

" for a 32 S&W Long, and that cartridge was designed for the "Smith First Model Hand Ejector". Lyman, BTW, only recommends their loads for SOLID top pistols, and says the top-break models are so weak as to be dangerous.
Now: as far as powder: Things are as Cletused up as much as possible, which makes sense in a perverted way, and these good old boys are SOOOO STOOPID that they actually need some feller to point out to them where the bear crapped in the buckwheat! AYUP! So I guess that be me, AS USUAL

Going by the Lyman manual, the powders listed in order for this load are Bullseye/Titegroup/AA#2/HP-38/231/AA#5/Unique and the MAX charges in order for this series is 2.4 to 3.0 grains??!!??

Now, the Cletus is talking about 5.5 grains of something, but the only two powders shown on the table are 2400 and IMR 4350?? Could he be that EFFEN dumb to just use 5.5 grains of anything?? AYUP, I RECKON...
So if we are looking at 2400 getting shot off, it's probably barely igniting so you're getting essentially a squib. So bullets 1-2 stack up in the barrel

, the 3rd is a dud, and then 4-5 stack up on top of 1&2, so the barrel probably has to be full pretty much to the forcing cone. At this point you have enough pressure built up that 5.5 grs. 2400 will actually burn/detonate, and it blows the gun clean open and the Cletus gets a dose of common sense, which unfortunately wears off in the next few minutes.
Could it really be THIS bad?? AYUP, I reckon...
By the way there, strangers, that there is bear crap you're standing on in this here buckwheat field...
