Teen Accused of Passing Out Semen-Filled Cupcakes to Bullies

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Teen Accused of Passing Out Semen-Filled Cupcakes to Bullies

Postby gunsmith on Sat May 03, 2014 6:28 am

No need to blow up the fricking school.....just feed the bullies 'Semen-Filled Cupcakes' and be done with it.


A 10th grader at Bakersfield’s Centennial High School on Thursday allegedly distributed semen-filled cupcakes to students who bullied her, according to a report from a local ABC affiliate.


A student at the school told ABC that the cupcakes also contained pubic hair, expired food, and pills. Apparently, after the students inquired about the cupcakes’ bad taste, the teen confessed and told them the ingredients.

Reportedly, no arrests have been made yet as the Bakersfield police investigation is in the initial stages. The district and school administration are aware of the incident but haven’t yet offered a comment, and the Health Department has also reportedly become involved.

The cupcakes have since been destroyed.


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Re: Teen Accused of Passing Out Semen-Filled Cupcakes to Bullies

Postby loose on Sat May 03, 2014 11:59 am

She must have been a busy girl collecting all that semen!
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Re: Teen Accused of Passing Out Semen-Filled Cupcakes to Bullies

Postby gunsmith on Sat May 03, 2014 12:47 pm

loose wrote:She must have been a busy girl collecting all that semen!


And.......she doesn't have to spend the rest of her life in jail for blowing up her school.
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Re: Teen Accused of Passing Out Semen-Filled Cupcakes to Bullies

Postby Deputyhiro on Sat May 03, 2014 7:01 pm

Betcha those little bastards learned their lesson. ;)
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Re: Teen Accused of Passing Out Semen-Filled Cupcakes to Bullies

Postby gunsmith on Sat May 03, 2014 11:59 pm

Deputyhiro wrote:Betcha those little bastards learned their lesson. ;)


Hopefully the girl is enjoying 'The Last Laugh'
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Re: Teen Accused of Passing Out Semen-Filled Cupcakes to Bullies

Postby tenmilmag on Sun May 04, 2014 2:12 am

FCS. Delete that pic of the cupcake already!!!
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Re: Teen Accused of Passing Out Semen-Filled Cupcakes to Bullies

Postby gunsmith on Sun May 04, 2014 4:01 am

tenmilmag wrote:FCS. Delete that pic of the cupcake already!!!


When I googled it to see if the story was real...I discovered that it's a common occurence...for the bullied to feed bullies 'adulterated' substances. It happened in Roseville a few years ago.

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2012 ... tudent.php

A 16-year-old student at St. Paul's Como Park High School brought cupcakes to his classmates on May 9. Nice gesture, right?

Well, it's not so nice when you fill one of the cupcakes with semen and give it to an unsuspecting classmate.

As unbelievable as that all is, it's exactly what's gone down over the last couple of weeks at Como Park High, according to a Pioneer Press report.

The "creamy" cupcake recipient began getting teased by his classmates May 10, the day after he ingested the treat his fellow student gave him. According to St. Paul police spokesman Paul Paulos, the victim's classmates started asking him, "How he could do that, if it tasted funny, things like that, and he heard someone mention that semen was used in the cupcakes." The alleged culprit reportedly targeted only one of his classmates for the semen-filled surprise.
These little guys definitely don't belong in cupcakes.


Unfortunately, the student had already eaten the cupcake, so it will never be conclusively determined whether the 16-year-old who gave it to him is truly one of the most dastardly teenagers in world history.

But the rumor itself was enough to prompt school administration to suspend the cupcake distributor, The principal reported the threat to police, who haven't arrested the student but have assigned an investigator to look deeper into the situation.

Threatening to burn the principal's house down is one thing, but giving someone a semen-loaded cupcake? That's just wrong, man, so, so, wrong...


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These little guys definitely don't belong in cupcakes.


There should be a handbook or a Facebook page something like: "how to really get back at the mean-teens who make you feel worthles without creating a pile of dead bodies....Jizzwiches and Sperm-laced Ice Cream ARE ON THE MENU.

He who laughs last, laughs best. It could really turn the life of some oppressed teenager around.

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WASECA, MINN. – John David LaDue had it all figured out. He would kill his mother, father and sister and then create a diversion to keep first responders busy while he went to Waseca Junior/Senior High School to wreak havoc.

There, the 17-year-old planned to set off pressure-cooker bombs full of nails and metal ball bearings in the cafeteria. Students who weren’t maimed or killed would be gunned down in the halls, he told police.

After his arrest Tuesday, the high school junior said he intended to kill “as many students as he could,” before he was killed by the SWAT team, according to charging documents filed in Waseca County District Court.

LaDue was charged Thursday with four counts of attempted first-degree murder, two counts of first-degree damage to property and six counts of possession of a bomb by someone under 18. Police found seven firearms and at least six completed bombs in his bedroom and in the storage unit where he was arrested.


This kid from Waseca will be eating Prison Food for a few decades....If he had just gone with the 'Adulterated Food' plan...he'd be laughing himself silly...

He could serve his enemies on multiple occasions with the 'Flavored Cup Cakes'....Videoing them enjoying the snacks and videotaping the adulteration procedure...with play by play...."And this Strawberry Cupcake is for Johnny the football team captain" etc Meanwhile editing the video for a You Tube Page (or Russia's version of You Tube)

And then after all the 'Evidence' is digested He can start posting links to the various video hosting sites WORLDWIDE. The victims would never live it down....It would follow them to college and show up when an employer googled their name....

NO NEED TO KILL PEOPLE TO EXACT REVENGE ON BULLIES...JUST OUTSMART THEM. AND USE THE INTERNET.

Bobby the bully with a creamy mustache.
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Prom Queen gets extra Cream.
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It's simply 'revenge of the Nerds' plus the Internet....if the bully gets his name googled ten years later for a job interview....there he is eating the cupcake and there's the Bullied guy applying the special sauce.

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Re: Teen Accused of Passing Out Semen-Filled Cupcakes to Bullies

Postby CraigJS on Sun May 04, 2014 8:36 am

What happened to good old exlax? Buy anywhere and doesn't need "collecting". That's it make your daddy proud.... Geeeeeez.
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