Definition of Joy

[Big and Tasty]

Football games and gun cleaning today!

On deck is the USP and my Tank, the Ruger P90 early 90's edition.

[Erud]

You're a weird dude.

[Big and Tasty]

You're a weird dude.

Aw come on now!

[Randygmn]

Nothing weird about watching tv and cleaning your guns, but done, preferably, alone.

[Bearcatrp]

Just don't do what my dumb ass brother did. Watching a clint eastwood movie, getting ready to clean his 357. Thought he would shoot the bad guy about to get clint. Dumb ass didn't check if it was loaded. Needless to say he needed a new tv. Lucky no one was hurt.

[Seismic Sam]

Long time ago, when Joe's was down on Dale Street by Como, IIRC, there was a guy who worked there, and one day I showed up and the upper 2/3rds of his index finger were gone. !!! I asked him what happened, and he said it happened while he was cleaning his .357, and then said he didn't want to talk about it anymore. That story stuck in my head for 30 years, and I absolutely could NOT figure out how the F**K he managed to do that. Once you open up the cylinder, there's no way you can miss cases/cartridges in it. It finally dawned on me that what this idjit did was take the gun out of the case, run a patch or two into the bore and cylinder from the muzzle, and then pull the trigger to rotate the cylinder.

Please tell your brother never to log on in here, because we don't need a dumbass as big as he is representing gun owners...

The only thing that comes close to this was some poo-butt gangsta punk from the North Side who scored a stolen 9 mil, loads it up with 15 rounds, goes up to his buddy's place where the guy is watching television, racks the slide to get the round out of the chamber, with no clue as to how a semi-auto works, points it at his buddy's chest, and pulls the trigger as a supposed joke. The buddy was DOA by the time the police arrived. The punk is doing 10 -15, IIRC.

[Rodentman]

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[xd ED]

Football, meh. Cleaning guns and listening to

http://100topschlager.de/

Now that's heaven on earth.

I'm guessing you've got all the ABBA Albums...

Try This:
...can't get the thing to embed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkp8ZdQ9SqI

[Big and Tasty]

Funny how the Mrs. does not appreciate the fine aroma of Hoppe's #9 throughout the house.

[Rodentman]

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[Bearcatrp]

Please tell your brother never to log on in here, because we don't need a dumbass as big as he is representing gun owners...

that was like 30 years ago when he was young, and dumb. Been more than safety oriented since. I still raz him from time to time about it though.

[Bearcatrp]

Funny how the Mrs. does not appreciate the fine aroma of Hoppe's #9 throughout the house.

Wife doesn't appreciate the shine I leave behind on the table from CLP.

[MaryB]

ABBA CD's make good targets...