by Seismic Sam on Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:49 am
Well, that is indeed awful. Seeing as I'm in pain anyway from getting a full knee replacement last week, thought I would go through and document the full horror and utter stupidity of this person, and the first thing to note that this is NOT a reloading n00b, but a good, old-fashioned Cletus. His mommy and daddy were probably first cousins, so he is fundamentally retarded. and it wouldn't make a lick of difference if he RTFM once or a dozen times, because he kant reed all thet well.
So, shall we walk through this gripping epic of a true Darwin candidate:
0:30 - refers to gun style as breakaway or barrel brake, both of which are wrong. It's a break-open action, and these are chronically weak actions to begin with.
1:17 - as he runs the case into the size die, he mentions that the die is EXPANDING the case.
2:00 and 2:30 - he refers to the powder weight as load count, and you have to kind of listen to this Cletus mumbling to figure out how his pea brain is grasping this stuff.
7:30 - The Cletus goes on a side track talking about saving money through reloading, and the fact that what he REALLY wanted was a 4-wheeler, which would be a lot more fun, but his pea brain does understand the concept that you gotta have muny to pay fer stuff, which is why he took up reloading instead with a POS revolver that probably cost $50 to begin with.
11:15 - The Cletus measures the Overall Length of the round, and says it's between .1185" and .1175". You think maybe 1.185" was what he meant? (Note: this OAL suggests a 32 S&W cartridge....)
13:07 - Another OAL measurement of .1170"
14:52 - The Kablooey has happened, the Cletus is in pain, and correctly figures out that me must have put two charges on one case.
17:20 - The Cletus notices that the barrel has a bullet in it. Also notices a case in the cylinder that has the bullet deep seated in the case, and assumes that the barrel was obstructed, the round in the case went off, bounced off the obstruction, and went back into the case.
19:03 - In a final show of what a fine, outstanding fair minded guy this Cletus is, he mentions that he should have canceled the check on the guy who sold him the gun.
And now a safety warning from your friendly 800 pound Reloading Troll: Do NOT eat a Cletus!! Due to their genetic deformities and inbreeding, they have the same sort or Prion disorder as humans with Jacob-Creuzfeldt syndrome or deer with Chronic Wasting Disease, and you can pick up this disease and starting turning into a Cletus yourself! Plus they taste worse than a gut-shot skunk roasted over a garbage fire.
So be careful out there, and remember to RTFM, and do not ETFC!!