The rules have already been explained, and if we don't make 40 people that honestly are going to show up, the event is a no-go! Entry is a bit after 9 AM, and the cost is $15 because the cost of relentless bacon (BURP!!!!) went up. You do not have to OC if you don't want to, but George may make a comment about jo' mammy, Obammy, and the sum of fiffy cents!! And no, I am not kidding about this! If you buy coneys, and don't eat the brunch, you just pay for what you order. Kids are half price for the buffet. George makes great Bloody Marys.
Considering the recent violence a block away at the Bulldog,, if you are stepping out for a smoke, make sure your guns are sticking out all over the place. The cops know all about the Gopher and ignore the sight of OC'ed guns.